The Misadventures of Me.

Ok wordpress I take it back.

2006-09-14T11:40:00.000-05:00

So after uploading Blogger to wordpress it jacked my blog up. So instead of fixing it. I'm just going to go ahead and move over to wordpress. Besides, 'Bob' and Snippy were right. Wordpress is way better! So ladies and gentlemen please join me now at: www.tmom.wordpress.com I'll come back here every now and then to see how things are. Wow, this is wierd. My last post on blogger.

Screw you Wordpress!

2006-09-13T16:58:00.000-05:00

I tried to be cool like 'Bob' and Snippy. I thought Wordpress was better than Blogger. I thought it would be easy. I thought it would be a nice change. FUCK THAT SHIT. I uploaded my blogger stuff to Wordpress and what does it do? It doubles all of my freaking posts! Check it out!

Snippy's all up in Chilltown.

2006-09-13T14:08:00.000-05:00

I'm not talking about the Chilltown, I'm talking about Snippy Chillin' in my boat about the boy's in a relationship thing. Here's a taste: So, Santi falls in love with boys who are unavailable. Hey! I fall in love with boys who are unavailable! Here's more. She's right, I definitely need to ask questions first. But I am in quite a dilemma. I like this boy, I really like this boy! What am I to do?

Team Ramrod rules the world.

2006-09-12T13:36:00.000-05:00

There is a link to the schedule on the right. I better see some constant readers there or else... no blogs.

Dear Lord Baby Jesus

2006-09-12T12:43:00.000-05:00

Dear Lord Baby Jesus, Now I know it's better to ask questions versus assuming things. I mean atleast I thought that I knew this. I'm freaking 24 years old and well I should know better. For instance, I assume that people think I'm a bitch but I still ask about it every now and then. Now please tell me Lord Baby Jesus, why didn't I ask Adamo if he had a boyfriend when we were talking for over 4 FREAKING hours?!?! I mean I should have known better. I should have freaking known better. With that said, can you please talk to your friend Destiny/Fate and ask them to stop introducing me to guys that will merely waste my time and energy. It's really time consuming and I want something more fulfilling. Something more than a 4 hour conversation where I pathetically get my hopes up only to be disapointed...yet again. This is all I ask. 3 Also, allowing Team Ramrod to have an undefeated season would make me forgive you for the above. That is all. Love Peace and Chicken Grease, ~Santi

Questions about ACL.

2006-09-11T12:42:00.000-05:00

1. Will Walkie-Talkies work like 'Bob' suggested? 2. Nicklecreek or Gnarles Barkley? Or both? 3. Is RT going to go, or should I try and get his ticket on Friday? 4. If that's the case would it be it be wierd to ask Adamo if he would like the ticket? 5. Flag or no Flag? 6. Vodka or Rum in a contraband water bottle? 7. Shirtless or Wifebeater? 8. Tell ~~Emma~~ , 'Bob', Snippy and J-Boo to take their schedules with them so we can cordinate where will all be at certian times? 9. Work 9-1 or take the whole damn day off? 10. Funky Umbrella, Bandana or just a hat? Man, it's hard planning for ACL. Oh and ~~Emma~~ your name is going to be like that so you can remain anonymous. ;-)

I don't even know where to start!

2006-09-11T11:21:00.000-05:00

So yesterday was Scrappy's birthday. I haven't seen him since my brother's birthday extravaganza so I was very excited to finally see him. Chase my old roommate and I went to dinner with him and his crazy ass friends and I though the night would end there. Oh no it didn't. Bren got to my house and I had to BEG, I mean BEG her to go out with me. And what does she do? She threatens to kill me. 5 minutes after getting downtown she goes, "Santi, I love you!" Duh. Bitch, I told you that you would have fun. "Wait, didn't you just want to kill me"? "Yea, but I still love you" she goes. I swear when I tell someone they are going to have a good time, they need to listen to me. I never steer people wrong. NEVER. ok, maybe I've been wrong a time or two, ~~or three~~. After hanging out at Oilcan Harry's for awhile, I drag Brenda to RCC for some good ol' Latino Night dancing. And then IT happened. Now normally when things like this happen, I'm like 'whatever, we'll see' But this time, I'm seriously like crossing my fingers praying to Lord Baby Jesus that this time, maybe just maybe something will good happen. What happened exactly? WELL THIS: I'm outside smoking and this guy walks by me and I'm like, "Wow he looks likes Adamo" You know Adamo, the one that I am absolutely in love with on Degrassi. The guy who will shall so kindly call, Adamo walks by and smiles and then goes inside RCC never to be seen again. So the night continues and I'm talking to Bren and Scrappy about going to another bar when I spot Adamo standing all by himself. What do I do? I start talking to him and I cannot get over the fact that he looks just like Adamo. I mean he looks just like this: Well as we are talking, Adrian runs up to me and says that Rose Mcgowan is at Rain. I'm not that huge of a fan of Rose but my former BFF is and I really wanted to meet her cause we all know I love me some celebrities and delebrities. Well I ended up dragging Adamo along to Rain to meet Rose and then Bren notices the resemblance to Adamo and she starts to call him Marco and tells him how cute he is. I cannot stop looking at the boy, and man I don't even know where to start about how nicely our conversation went. I mean I was up until 4 this morning talking to him. I know, I know I met him at a bar. I also know not to get my hopes up. But could the stars finally aligned and I'll get to date a boy who looks like a TV star I'm in awe with? And is it wrong of me to find this boy even more attractive because he looks like the TV star? What do you think Constant Reader? Also, Let the ACL count begin...

Team Ramrod: Game 1

2006-09-08T10:02:00.000-05:00

The Colts? Yea, they ain't got nuthin' on us. Nuf' said: Yea, we go there. The key to our sucess? The move we like to call, 'The Killer....'

Let's kick some ASSballs!

2006-09-07T14:19:00.000-05:00

Tonight is the big game. Go Team Ramrod!!!

Emma no longer exist.

2006-09-06T16:41:00.000-05:00

I'm serious, she is like totally MIA. There was this one thing that happened last week with this one person who is a Semi-Celebrity(A Delebrity, if you will) and well after that she has been MIA. I mean EVEN her blog is gone. Don't work, she'll come back...with an even sexier name...like La Qwandanisha ;-) GO TEAM RAMROD!

Kickball is going to kick my ass.

2006-09-05T15:01:00.000-05:00

Reason #1: My legs have been sore for the last 2 days. I don't know why. Someone ventured to guess that I'm not drinking enough water. Well I've been drinking a lot of water and eating a lot healthier with no result in sight. Reason #2: Today was supposed to be the first day of practice. And what happens? Well the weather decided that today it was going to rain. So what do us fellow Ramroders do instead of practice? We drink. ALOT. Reason #3: The first game is this Thursday and I'm not really prepared. So yea my ASS is about to get kicked, majorly .

The one about THE CHARITY EVENT.

2006-09-02T15:53:00.000-05:00

I love, love the fact that Snippy, Emma and 'Bob' have blogs too. Because our stories of the Charity Event are so freaking Different. Here's there version: OK, FINE Open Bars=Early nap for me. And now my version: I get to the event looking very very handsome. Ah? You don't believe me? Well look how HAWT Snippy and I look: I know it makes you go, "Hot Damn!" So I got to mingle and hang out with alot of new and interesting people. I've never felt so fabulous, around so many people. Then I got to meet Bobby Bones and he was so cool in this dorky kind of way. Now mind you I was taking it very slow when it came to the drinking. VERY SLOW. I drank, I ate, then I had another drink ate some more. I was attempting to be on my best behavior for the sake of Snippy's sanity. Which I did in the most part until this happened: And yea well things just got a little crazy after that. I mean ok they got REALLY FREAKING CRAZY. It's so crazy that I can't even talk about it. But I will mention this: Funniest moment of the evening was when Bobby Bones goes, "I just want to thank Sean Little for being the only person that would talk to me" I look at Emma and she looks at me and we instantly have the same thought, "It's cause he wants to sleep with you"

Oh that thing we call friendship.

2006-08-30T11:59:00.000-05:00

Let's go ahead and start off with this. Did ya read it? Because if you didn't then this entire blog won't make any kind of sense. First, of all Snippy. I am sorry for forgetting about tonight. I really should have known but I've been so bogged down with work it's ridiculous. I mean RIDICULOUS. And on top of that I've have several things to deal with this week. First and foremost today is the 1 year annivesary of my depression starting last year. I never talked about it on here because I never felt the need to. I've gone to therapy and worked the issues out. Granted that some people think that I still need therapy but I will get to that issue in a second. So yea I'm in a good headspace right now but it's just still a constant up hill battle of letting myself know that I can accomplish and do what I know I can. I know that I won't be so negative on myself and actually do something about the depression. Now about the friendships. Let's address ChillTown first. So Will and Boogie are apart of ChillTown and also a part of a bigger group of friends. Lately, there has been a huge dissension in the ranks of these friendships and honestly it's become way to stressful for me. I mean friendships are not supposed to be stressful or involve a whole shit load of baby drama. Because honestly guys that's what it is constant baby drama, fast-forward, rewind and repeat. The only thing is that no one really addresses the issues at the appropriate time. People(myself included) decide to bring the issues up when we are in a more comfortable state and our minds our at ease. This only leads to more baby drama, rinse and repeat. This past weekend I had enough of it. I realized that I am 24 years old and have a whole life ahead of me. There is no need for this drama. Janelle and Erika fully realize this but Boogie and most importantly Will choose to ignore it. Sorry Will but what I said this weekend I fully meant and playing the game of 'I don't remember' won't work with me this time. You've chosen how you would like things to be. You told me, "Unlike you I have no life" and I responded with, "It's not that you don't have a life. It's the way you choose to live it." With that said, I'm done with that friendship for now. Now onto the ~~best~~friend drama. Where to start? I guess you could say we've had this on again off again relationship. And you know what? I will say that I've been very understanding in this friendship because if I really didn't truly care about him, I wouldn't have 1)Let him stay at my house on my birthday because he had a fight with his boyfriend. EVEN THOUGH HE DIDN'T TALK TO ME FOR MONTHS before that. Or the fact that 2) I forgot about two months when I thought he was dead because he decided to ignore everyone because him and his man had huge falling out. I'm a good friend right? I mean he can say the same thing about him being a good friend to me. Which is 150% true. But herein lies the problem: During the second BOTG. He has a huge problem with Ex#2. A huge problem with issues that I have since been over with. Explain to me why, after repeated requests he decides to still bash Ex#2 when he isn't around...in front of Ex#2's bestfriend? Please constant reader explain to me why someone would do that? Then this past friday came around and so did Happy Hour. He asked me what I was doing on Saturday and I told him that I was hanging with J-Boo since it was her birthday. Now you must understand that J-Boo's friends from back home aren't exactly the most homo friendliest group. And you must understand that the ~~best~~friend invited himself before I could even ask J-Boo. Now this isn't the kind of A-list event that Will decided to make it out to be, but I still needed to check with J-Boo because I did, DID NOT want a repeat of How I dropped the New Year's Ball. Now the bestfriend isn't good with groups, which is clearly shown during the BOTG incident so I had to be sure to ask J-Boo first. Then the phone calls started and in the last one it went like this: Me: I haven't talked to J-Boo yet. BF: Maybe she doesn't want you to go. Me: Doubtful, I may have a problem getting you to go. BF: That's fucked up I'll stay home. Then the text messages started: That's fucked up. What? You didn't even let me finish. J-Boo said it was ok, just toned it down. FU and call me when you're back in Therapy.

That was a fucking low blow especially in a fucking text message. I tried not be evil but after awhile I was just pissed. So I wrote back:

Unlike you, I don't need therapy because I know who I am.

And that ended a friendship because I tried to call. I tried to fix things because maybe what I said in the first call came out wrong but no now I'm instantly the bad guy.

This entire week I've been questioning the fact that I'm either a really bad friend or a really forgiving person. I am by no means a saint but I think I'm a pretty damn good friend. I honestly think that what I need to do is started weeding out the bad/negative friendships and concentrate on the positive in my life. Thanks you Snippy because whether you realize it or not, you brought me slightly out of the funk that I was in early today and this week.

And THANK YOU LORD BABY JESUS for finally allowing me to write about what I've been trying to all week.

Tonight: Bobby Bones and The Children's Charity Event sponsored by The Young Execs

Next Week: Kickball, baby!

Three weeks from Now: ACL

The job that keeps on giving

2006-08-24T16:41:00.000-05:00

Today was a very rough day for me work wise. I mean really rough. So yea I started this job less than 3 months ago and my boss quickly realized that she had hired me for a position that I was way to over qualified for. Imagine that. So she started training me as an Assistant Manager so that at some point I could just move to another site that we have. I was fine with that idea plus I was getting a nice raise. You see this is a good thing because I took a huge pay cut from my previous job. So they started training me for this new Assistant Manager position and my trainer was an idiot. Plain and simple, I believe she was on crack. Well she decided to quit one day and the instant my boss found out about this, she offered me the job. Again, another raise. Now I know you're probably thinking, 'How in the world did this happen?'. Well you have to understand the industry I'm in, the company I work for and the fact that I'm a badass. Ok so my boss runs 4 other sites from her office and I have officially become her bitch or as she likes to call it, her right hand man. Now I knew my right hand was good for something or than...nevermind. Well since I'm her ~~bitch~~ assitant I've become very prevy to what's going on at our other sites. People are now calling me with questions instead of her. I'm now doing alot of her work. Which is not a bad thing at all trust me, because she has 4 other sites to run and it is my job as ~~bitch~~ to make sure the job gets done. I love it. Well even after today I love it. I spent well over an hour on the phone with the owner while he was yelling at me. Where's the bitch switch you ask? Well you see even though I wanted to yell at the owner for yelling at me for things that are beyond my control(Having one manager out because of a family emergency and having my boss out due to food poisoning). I didn't. I was so frustrated when the call was done that I wanted to slap someone. Can I get a volunteer? Bren, sit down you got your's for the year. Then he calls back and wants to talk about numbers and profit and blah blah fucking blah. Mind you I kept up with this man the entire time. I was giving him information that I have gathered over the last two months, etc etc. And guess what he was VERY impressed with me. Am I an ass kisser? Absolutely not. Do I tell people what they want to hear sometimes so they will STFU? AbsoFuckingLutely. I'm a bitch I know we've covered this. Well now I'm sitting in the office of another site because the Assistant here had to go because they were filming a scene for 'Friday Night Lights' in her house. Because we all know when Hollywood calls you have to drop whatever you're doing and do what they want. I don't know why I'm bitching cause I would do the same thing. I needed to vent and I did. The end.

Austin ain't that angry.

2006-08-24T12:17:00.000-05:00

On the way to BOTG a pedestrian walks in front of J-Boo's car: J-Boo-That fucking idiot! I could have fucking hit him Santi! Me-I know, you should have he's from Mexico anyways.(kidding) After BOTG we are driving to the airport and a car cuts us off: J-Boo-Motherfucker!! I swear to FUCKING GOD that no one in this city can drive. Me-Hence, why I don't drive After the Airport we get off again.: J-Boo-I could have fucking rear-ended that fucking idiot. What the fuck was he thinking? Me(scared for my life)-I Dunno. Apparently J-Boo hasn't read THIS. Austin is rated 81.

Move over Adamo!

2006-08-24T10:49:00.000-05:00

I gots a new crush and his name is name is Mario Vasquez. He sings a little song called Gallery. Man, is this guy fine! And I wonder...doesn't he look a little like my boy Adamo?

Blues on the Green: The Fourth and Final.

2006-08-24T10:21:00.000-05:00

Well BOTG is over and I must say it ended on a very well note. Double Trouble played or atleast I think that's what there name was. 'Bob' told me it was Stevie Ray Vaughn's band. I was like, 'ok' because honestly I don't to blues on the green for the artist. I go to be with my friends, listen to whatever band is playing and just relax. Yea, that's right I like to relax...Sometimes. Good Times, Good Friends, Good Food. I want to mention that beer is good. Beer is really good. Big Boy likes beer. With that said, I got to J-Boo's yesterday and to my surprise her lovely boyfriend made us dinner. Now not just any dinner but a nice meal of spaghetti , salad and garlic bread. I thought I died and went to Degrassi heaven because this is like my favoriate meal ever. I had this amazing glass of wine that even words can't describe and before I knew it, it was time to head off to BOTG. Snippy, 'Bob' and Mr. Bob showed up shortly after we arrived and we were all talking about the excitement of Team Ramrod's first game. The girls are going to wear pig tails and halter tops. Me, well I'm going to wear really short shorts and tube socks. I am going to look hot. Now I know you're thinking that I'm think that I'm going to look all hot and sexy like I normally do. But no that is not that case, I am going to look hot as in a flaming homosexual. Who cares? The point of kickball is to have fun and that's what I'm going to do...in my Daisy Dukes. So over the course of BOTG, 'Bob and Snippy told me about their recent sacrafice and man did I tease the fuck out of them. All I'm going to say is, "Ladies what time is it?" And I mean I totally wouldn't be able to make the sacrafice they did unless I was married to Mr. Bob. Man if I was married to Mr. Bob I would like totally do whatever he said because that man is THAT fine. After we left BOTG and J-Boo's man at work. J-Boo and I went to go meet up with an old friend, Sarah and her sister. And guess what? They totally had dinner made for us. So I got to eat for the 14th time that day. And guess what else? No they didn't have Jager Bombs but they did make Cosmos and man was I in HEAVEN. I mean who can beat a steak and a Cosmo. No one. With the night ending I said good-bye to BOTG and for the most part my summer. But the true end of the summer is ACL which is less than a month away and I can't freaking wait. Let's hope with my recent torture Snippy won't go and sell the tickets to someone else. If she did that it would drive me to drinking and well we don't want that now do we? Lastly, For those of you wondering what the hell my deal is with mentioning alcohol alot in this Blog. Well the two indivuals involved will get what it means. The rest of you will have to sit and wondering if I've become a raging alcoholic-which by the way I haven't.

Where the hell did this summer go?

2006-08-23T11:54:00.000-05:00

Seriously, where did the summer go? BOTG: The Fourth and Final, is tonight. On the suggested guest list is: J-Boo and her man, 'Bob' and Snippy. I'm gonna check with Ex#2 to see if he wants to go but it's doubtful since he is so freaking busy with his new job...and his new boyfriend. When I checked my email today I got an email from good ol' Snippy reminding me of BOTG and I was like, 'Wow, it's already coming to the end of the summer.' and then I began to think about the fact that this summer has been so calm and normal compared to last year. Like I mean the only really interesting story I have is about Sean Little and Mr. Married-Guy-Who-Sleeps-With-EVERYONE-Including-Tara-Reid. And the sad thing is, that's not even my story, it's Sean's. This past Summer, Emma and 'Bob' joined Blogger and thank god they did cause now I have more to read. OH and HOW in the WORLD can I forget about the wedding of the century.('Bob' Got Married) Other than that this summer has been pretty freaking dull. I mean I don't have the flare for Big Brother that I used to. I mean this show is so freaking dull...but I still love it and always will...as long as Janey goes all the way. Boring blog? Yes, I know because apparently now I'm boring. WTFEVER BREN.

The weekend round-up

2006-08-22T12:24:00.000-05:00

Trace told me that I didn't write enough yesterday so here is this weekend in a jist. Friday: Juan and I went out for Happy Hour. Jaime showed up. Cute boy was checking me out. Had a nice buzz going. Gave him my number. Somehow decided to purchase homemade jager bombs and beer. Went swimming. Got way to drunk. BB and RT showed up. For some random reason, I got up and slapped BB. Fell asleep. Saturday happened. Sunday Went to get lunch at Subway and Juan magically shows up. I suspect he is stalking me or he wanted a free lunch. Watched hours upon hours of Degrassi. I love Adamo, I really do. Trace and Amanda come over for BB. Luis calls cause it's Adrian's Birthday. Meet Adrian, Luis, Ex#2, Bobby, Rigo and Rome at RCC. Feel really old because everyone needs to go home to go to work. Get back home and watch more Degrassi. Sleep and dreamt about ADAMO.

Austin is getting way to small for me.

2006-08-21T14:56:00.000-05:00

Ok, it's true the gay community is a small community at that. I just wish that sometimes, just sometimes it wasn't so freaking small. This past Saturday I just wanted to slap someone because of the random coincidences. Things went down like this: Decided to go out with Juan Get to Halcyon and run into Sarah(a friend from Dirty Diana). It was her birthday so it was good to see her out. Then we went to Fabric and ran into Connie, who is Luis' friend from high school and the arch nemesis of my old roomate, Chase. Now if this couldn't get any wierder, we ran into Rox and Oilcan's and she was with a friend of her's. Her soon to be roomate. Now I thought the guy she was moving in with was this guy. Nope wrong. The guy was different client of mine, a client that I thought STRAIGHT. I was dumbfounded. I wanted to slap myself. So I slapped Jaun.

People, Alert the media!

2006-08-17T16:12:00.000-05:00

I've been sick for the majority of this week. Nothing big has happened this week since Monday and trust me on Monday I wrote ALOT. Sorry that I'm being boring this week.

Adamo, will you Marry me?!?!

2006-08-14T15:03:00.000-05:00

He is so fucking fine, I can't even explain in words how much I am in awe with this boy: He's on Degrassi, FYI and I'm planning on moving to Canada to marry him and have his babies.

What I would do if I was an Angel.

2006-08-14T14:06:00.000-05:00

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net I love this site!!

Sean has a sister.

2006-08-14T13:55:00.000-05:00

So over at Myspace Tracy has been talking about Sienna Little, Sean's older 'Oh so Pretty' sister. Here's the two stories so far: Meet Sienna Little. So, Sienna Little has a burning tingling feeling on her ear. Not the lobe and not on the inside. At the top of her ear in the cartlidge. So she's been tugging on this ear for days because it's been bugging the heck out of her. She's finally decided to do something about it, go to the doctor you ask?? Oh no, she's decided to have it pierced. She's soooooo pretty!!! Attack of the Killer Frogs. Sienna heads home and arrives in her driveway and is about to step out of her car when she see this huge frog. Those who don't know Sienna don't know her unexplainable fear of frogs. Now to hear her tell the story this frog was at least 2 feet wide and a foot high with giant teeth and a really mean look in his eyes. She wants to put her car in the garage but is afraid that when she gets out and opens up the garage that this beast will hop on in to the garage where it can kill her. She's panicked and still really needs to pee. Not knowing what to do, she starts off by pounding her foot on the ground, to no avail. She decided that she needs to go check her mail anyway (yeah right) so she leaves and goes to her mailbox. She comes back extremely paranoid that this alien from another planet was seriously gunning for her. Luckily, he had moved on to terrify others. She was finally able to get inside her house and pee (for the next 3 hours) Whew!!!! So, watch out people there are killer frogs on the loose and they are coming for YOU!!! Sienna is so pretty. It's not even funny. Ok, well it's funny but I love her and atleast she's not slutty like her brother Sean. What has that boy been up to lately?!?

Santi: The Drama Magnet

2006-08-14T13:48:00.000-05:00

I tell, my life is this whole magnet of drama. Things are calm for awhile and then out of nowhere all this crazy shit happens. I fully expect I will be in for more drama soon. Here's why: Rox, is a friend of J-Boo's, she's a friend of mine too. Well this Saturday she and J-Boo came over(along with RT, Tracy, Bren, and Senor Bacardi). The first thing she does after giving me a hug is say, "So I'm getting a new roomate" I'm like, "Ya, and?" "You know him" she says. Great. JUST FUCKING GREAT. "Really?", I ask. "Yea, you signed him about a month ago", she says. I begin to think about all of the people I've signed and who I don't want to be a roomate of Rox's. Then she tells me it's this guy. Then she tells me that the guy totally has a crush on me. And I told her, That I am totally going to be an ass to him when I see him. The boy has eyebrows of a drag queen. WHY LORD WHY ME?!?!

Little Miss Sunshine

2006-08-12T15:38:00.000-05:00

Seriously, Go see it: Ex#2 and I went to see it. It's probably one of the funniest movies that I have seen this year.

Blues on the Green: The Third

2006-08-10T11:42:00.000-05:00

Here's The First and Second addition of BOTG. Wasn't it your idea in the first place? After last week's 'Hell Week', I knew that this week was going to be even worst. I have the boss from hell in town. The man pays me so I guess I have to do what he says, like haul ass to the store to find the RIGHT brand of popcorn for him. It's cool though, I don't mind. So 'Bob' emails me on Monday asking me about going and I'm like, "Hell ya I'm going I need something to get me through this week!' So yesterdays comes around and I call 'Bob' like 800 times and I think that's she has to be dead because why else would she miss out on BOTG? Emma, had this really long story to tell me as to why she could go, so when I'm done writing this, I'm going to go read Emma's blog. I better get a long story. I get to BOTG with RayJay, J-Boo, Robbie(her boyfriend). It was so relaxing to finally get there because the walk there was killing me. Seriously people what is the deal with this freaking heat? Shortly, after getting there Snippy shows up and I am so glad because she finally gets to meet J-Boo. Snipps finally got to meet a member of Team Ramrod(or Team Drunkies, as we dubbed it last night). The entire BOTG was really relaxing and it's too bad 'Bob' and Emma didn't go. There were hot men everywhere, one in particular was wearing just his undies. He actually hit Snippy in the head with a Frisbee. Me: Snippy, a Frisbee is coming. Snippy: Like I was saying... Me: Snippy, Frisbee coming... Snippy: Shut up Santi! Like I was saying... Bam! I wanted to laugh but I couldn't.

How I got things as a child.

2006-08-09T13:40:00.000-05:00

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net To 'Bob', Emma, and Snippy: Ya, I'm joining the Cyanide train.

Gizoogle Biatch!

2006-08-09T10:21:00.000-05:00

Tracy told me about this website called Gizoogle. You add in a website and it automatically makes it gangsta. Let's sample some different websites. My blog: Monday, August 07, 2006 Dirty Diana. Diana is a nigga of Emma's T-H-to-tha-izzat I met a couple of months ago. She is one of tha sweetest thugz thiznat I have ever met n I'm glad Emma introduced us. She's just one of those thugz thizzat you meet n instantly click wit. Well this weekend was her birthday. And we all K-N-to-tha-izzow HOW Mizzle I LOVE BIRTHDAY CELEBRATIONS. Morty's TV 'Big Brother': Tonight's Broadcast in Color on CBS: (A more complete re-cap of tonight's shizzay is available on tha CBS web site baller tha show has aired on tha West coast) Previously on Big Pusha All-Stars: Diane was evicted fizzle tha Big Hustla All-Stars House. The HoH contest ended wit Danielle Winning. At tha nominizzles rhymin' Danielle nominated Janelle n James, tha fiznact that Danielle would nominate James, surprised Janelle. When James key didn't come out of tha box, James was angry, well at least he acted tizzy way ta shot calla tizzle he's aligned wit Danielle, n being used as a pizzay this week. Emma's description on her blog: Where's mah sunrise? Outgo'n, single, witty, smart, sweet, yet bitchy 23 year old female, look'n fo` that spark now motherfuckers lemme here ya say hoe. Yeah Im look'n fo` mah sunrise . Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn. Wit that being said Im not rapping `bout a signifizzle otha, Im rapping `bout all tha aspects of life. Im ready ta git out of this rut tizzle has existed in mah life fo` tha past three years, Im bustin' ta makes changes fo` tha betta. Th'n have gots ta start doggy stylin' up. It's off the shizzle!!!

Welcome to Radford Place.

2006-08-08T15:57:00.000-05:00

Marcellas is so going to kill me(That is if he ever meets me in person) but Tracy, Sean Little and I have been talking about 'Radford Place', its a fictional soap Marcellas made up awhile back on Big Brother: All-Stars. Well I was talking to one of my former co-workers about Sundays episode and since I have nothing to blog about, I'm just going to blog about Radford Place. Don't hate me. P.S. Constant Readers, this is my first time trying to write something that is semi-fictional. Bare with me. Previously On Radford Place: Janelle, the Blonde Buxom Bombshell continued her company's take over streak. Janelle threw the poor Diane under the bus, and she got away with the murder but not she didn't keep her hands clean like her former business partners Kaysar, the Iraqi Peach and James, the shady businees partner. James was angered by Janie's decision and he decided that if he got the chance he would team up with Danielle, the Bus driver to kick Janelle out of Radford Place. Danielle just so happened to win millions of dollars right after Diane was kicked under the bus, so this was a perfect time for a Corporate take over. Welcome to Radford Place. All of the Residents of Radford Place wanted the money that their owner Gran Hermano was going to give them. Only one person could win the money, and winning this amount of cash would give one person alot of power for just one week. Many people made bids to Gran Hermano but Danielle showed that she was the true Black Widow and she won millions. But what was she going to do with it, in just one week? During the bidding process Gran Hermano also gave the residents special prizes so they wouldn't feel so bad about not getting the million for just one week. Marcellas, the witty-bitchy gay guy won a buffet pass for Golden Coral. George, the poor janitor has not been getting paid by Gran Hermano for almost two weeks now and he can't eat. Marcellas decided that a nice figure would be better than a cheap buffet so he let George eat for a week in hopes that George would never go after his company. Mike Booger, the shady partner of Dr. Obvious won 10,000.00. Trying not to upset the other residents, Booger decided not to celebrate and he really didn't have a reason to because he makes that in a day with his various business. Now that Danielle has all the money she needs to take over part of the S6 Corporation. She decides that its finally time to get into business with Booger, Dr. Obvious and James. They decide to call their silly corporation The Legion of Doom. The Legion of Dumb is more like it, but hey I don't live in Radford Place. Erika and Marcellas have decided that since they don't any true business deals this week, they will just sit by the pool and wonder what life outside of Radford Place. Erika has been doing this mostly the entire time she has lived at Radford Place so there's no big change there. George has been eating all week at Golden Coral so he's rarely seen around, as is Howie who has been spending so much time in his Jack Shack that nobody even notices he lives there. The poor King Kaysar has been depressed for sometime now and it's in my honest opinion it's because Gran Hermano made him shave his head a few weeks back. Danielle decides to get Janelle removed from the board of directors of the S6 corporation and she must leave Radford Place immediately. She, along with the help of James decide to go forth with the plan. What will happen next on Radford Place? Find out tommorow! I hope you enjoyed my version of Radford Place, and tommorow there is going to be another edition!

Dirty Diana.

2006-08-07T13:46:00.000-05:00

Diana is a friend of Emma's that I met a couple of months ago. She is one of the sweetest people that I have ever met and I'm glad Emma introduced us. She's just one of those people that you meet and instantly click with. Well this weekend was her birthday. And we all know HOW MUCH I LOVE BIRTHDAY CELEBRATIONS. After almost getting shot on Friday I decided to text Emma to find out where the Happy Hour was at because I was in a desperate need of a drink. She informed me that they were at the Iron Cactus. What she didn't tell me was that this Happy Hour was a family Happy Hour. I was all nervous because I didn't expect to meet Di's family. Well weren't they just the nicest people in the world. They invited me to dinner at their house the next time, after like knowing me for 5 minutes. Seriously these people were that nice. So the next day I go over there for dinner. Again, Emma forgets to mention that the dinner also consisted of all of the girls getting ready. I hate playing dress-up. I pick something out, put it on and then just wear it. But the ladies had to have the shoes matching the dress, matching the accessories. The make up had to be just right. The hair had to be flawless. I wanted to gouge my eyes out because of the boredom. I got so bored I even let Emma put make up on me. It was supposed to be this amazing make up that you can't even tell is on. It made my face it like crazy for the entire night. IT was horrible. After 8 hours of getting ready we finally headed over to Vicci where we met up with Snippy, 'Bob' and Mr. Antonio Sabato Jr(aka Mr. 'Bob') and the party was really begining to start. That was until I figured out that Vicci was the worst drinks in Austin, and that I was an idiot for paying a cover. The latter I'm not to mad about because it was Di's birthday after all. I decided shortly after recieving the crappy drink that I would just leave and go to Halcyon for 2.00 wells, you know me, I love the cheap drinks. After that I got back to Vicci and realized that I was just not having fun nor was I in the mood to go out. IO had been calling me non-stop and so had RT. So I decided to cab it home. Then all hell broke loose at the Casa Del Santi. Let's just say, if you got, RT, Tracy, Bren, Jaunito, Infamous O, and RayJay things will get a little crazy.

The kids ain't right.

2006-08-05T11:58:00.000-05:00

I have to write a disclaimer before I precede. Honestly, I hate when I have to write disclaimers but this one is actually needed. I'm in no way shape or form a racist, heterophobe or another other sterotype you want to give to a biggoted person. I'm what you would call a "Equal Opportunity Offender". I make fun of everyone because in reality everyone is probably making fun of me. With that said. Infamous O and I went to the mall yesterday, but not just any mall. When went to THE-WORLD'S-MOST-GHETTO-MALL, Highland. At first it wasn't really that bad of an idea because HELLO NO TAXES. Let me tell you constant readers, I went shopping yesterday. I mean balls to the walls kind of shopping. It was fun. I'm supposed to look cute tonight for Diana's(Emma's friend) birthday party and Vicci. There is this hottie they want me to meet. I know I know hook-ups are bad. We'll see. So after the massive amounts I wanted to go to Great American cookie. For what you ask? A cookie, silly. I really wanted a cookie. Then all hell breaks loose, IO grabs me and turns me around and there are these two black girls fighting. I mean pulling weaves out, taking earrings off, 'Oh no she dident' kind of fight. I kept pushing IO back in case things got all crazy. Enter stupid fag: He jumps into the fight and starts hitting one of the girls. Who does that? He's a fucking dude regardless of him taking ding ding up his bum. Enter angry girl with a cane: She starts to hit Stupid Fag with her cane. This is when I was like, 'This is a horrible train wreck and I can't stop watching'. I finally get IO far enough from the fight that we are safe. But the bitches ruined my appetite for the cookie. The kids, I tell ya ain't right.

Way too tired to blog.

2006-08-01T17:51:00.000-05:00

Ex#1 told this funny joke a long time ago: Fellow class mate walks into group meeting completely exhausted, "Guys" she says, "This is the fucking longest week ever" Ex#1, "How can you say that when it's only Tuesday?" That's exactly how I fucking feel today. Work is well killing me right now and I have no time to write while I'm working. This is a travesty! A TRAVESTY! I tell ya. I'll try to get something good in this week and Sean has informed me that he is going to start a blog of his own called Radford Place. Apparently, ever since he moved to Austin all of these crazy things have been happening in the apartment complex he lives in. I honestly don't believe Sean because that boy has less time than I do. We'll see. Until next ~~week~~time.

Why didn't I think of this sooner?

2006-07-27T16:29:00.000-05:00

I just added a subsciption bar to the far right. Now you can get emails letting you know that I have added a new blog. How sweet is that? Now there's no more yelling at me for not blogging!! Yay, for me!! Big yay for my constant readers!!!

If JT only knew...

2006-07-27T14:37:00.000-05:00

My my how times have changed:

You are Sean Little.

2006-07-27T11:35:00.000-05:00

Let's pretend for a moment if you that you are Sean Little. You're known to be slutty...at times. You've been lucky enough to get pulled over and not arrested because you were driving drunk. In all honesty though, you are a good guy. Despite what everyone thinks about you. Last night you decide to let Santi drag you to the Young Execs Happy Hour, even though you had plans to go to Blues on the Green. You really wanted to spend time with Ex#2 and you would never let Santi know that you had a crush on him, even though Santi already knows this. The happy hour was fun and exciting, and you got to hear all about Santi and the Kickball league he is joining(Go TEAM RAMROD!). You begin to get jealous that you weren't invited to join the league, so you decide to go out and smoke cigarette after cigarette. You call Emma and she let's you know all about Panama. You're jealous because you are still single, you think of how lovely the married guy was but then you digress the thought. He was in fact married. Santi and others decide to go to Logan's for Post-Happy Hour drinks and food. You can't believe that Logan's has food but you give in because 'Bob' says that if you are too drunk to drive she will give you a ride home(not to repeat the pull over incident again). Santi also offers to buy you drinks later and when Santi offers to buy you a drink, you have to say yes because this like never happens. At dinner you enjoy listening to Snippy talking to strange mexican men who just happen to be with our party. Snippy is always funny, and you enjoy talking to her when Mexican guy #1 is talking about retrieving data that is lost on computers and always finding porn. You laugh even more when Mex#1 says that he gets the most guy on guy porn from married men. You think of the love lost in North Dallas again but forget all about it when Santi and Snippy start saying, "Now what married guy would do that?". Or, "Who would sleep with a married guy?". You realize that dating a married guy was a really bad idea and you're glad that you got out of North Dallas. After dinner you head over to Spill where the drinks are only a dollar...as are the shots. You meet HWSNBN and realize that Santi is right about him being scandalous. HWSNBN gets you involved in a marathon of shots. After about 5 rounds, you bow out and run into Mr. 'Bob' and Snippy, also doing a round of shots. Justin Timberlake's new song begins to play and you totally diss Snippy and Mr. 'Bob'. You join Santi, 'Bob' and HWSNBN who are tearing the dance floor up. 'Bob' is excited that Tara Reid has decided not to show up and she is really dancing her ass off. You laugh inside because you love 'Bob'. Later after Santi has left you and gone home you are with 'Bob' and she is obviously drunker than you are(she went 10 rounds in the shot marathon) and wonder how you are getting home. You and HWSNBN have hit it off really well but you remember that he is scandalous. As you are discussing the getting home situation with 'Bob', HWSNBN offers you a ride. You really don't want to drive and you debate the pros and cons of driving and going with HWSNBN. You decide that going with HWSNBN isn't a bad idea because you won't be slutty anymore...or atleast for tonight. HWSNBN drives you home and nothing happens. He doesn't even put moves on you. You wonder if he thinks that you are ugly, but then you realize that you are Sean Little and you are totally not ugly. You are very proud of yourself when you get home.

I wanna be a celebrity!!

2006-07-26T16:04:00.000-05:00

Cat has started naming all of friends after celebrities in order to protect the innocent. Unlike myself who decided to start naming names of people I know. Only later to realize that this was a bad idea so I came up with crafty(and original) names like Ex#2 and Sean Little. So this is my plea to Cat. PLEASE GIVE ME A GOOD NAME!!! Lance Bass will do just fine ;-)

Talk about HOT!!!!

2006-07-26T12:53:00.000-05:00

If you haven't read this yet, you need to. Apparently, Lance Bass of N'Sync is a card carrying homo. Yay, I said HOMO. He's also dating Reichen who won The Amazing Race. Now that's a hot couple, just look: Here's some of the article: Lance Bass of `N Sync Reveals He's Gay Jul 26, 10:37 AM EST The Associated Press Lance Bass, band member of 'N Sync, says he's gay and in a "very stable" relationship with a reality show star. Bass, who formed 'N Sync with Justin Timberlake, JC Chasez, Joey Fatone and Chris Kirkpatrick, tells People magazine that he didn't earlier disclose his sexuality because he didn't want to affect the group's popularity. "I knew that I was in this popular band and I had four other guys' careers in my hand, and I knew that if I ever acted on it or even said (that I was gay), it would overpower everything," he tells the magazine. 'N Sync is known for a string of hits including "Bye Bye Bye" and "It's Gonna Be Me." The band went on hiatus in 2002. Bass has also found headlines for undertaking astronaut training and failing to raise money for a trip into space. Bass says he wondered if his coming out could prompt "the end of 'N Sync." He explains, "So I had that weight on me of like, `Wow, if I ever let anyone know, it's bad.' So I just never did." Click here to read more.

Sorry "Bob"

2006-07-25T15:54:00.000-05:00

"Bob" sent me this email today, pleading that I need to blog because she has nothing to read about. I'm sorry "Bob" and other readers but I honestly have nothing to write about. It's truly a non drama filled week for me. Which I might add is quite a bit scary for me. I mean maybe this is some kind of calm before the storm type of thing. Who knows? So until I have something to write about why don't you guys catch up on the goings on in the Big Brother house. They are always doing something and they're entertaining, unlike me as of late. http://mortystv.com/big_brother.shtml Well I guess that pretty much sums up my blog for Tuesday. Man, I wish it was Friday or Saturday even. There is supposed to be this party for a friend who is leaving themed, "High School Stereotypes". Emma is supposed to be the prom queen/slut but that's not really a far stretch for her. Sorry Ems, ya know I love you and I'm kidding. I'm thinking of being the closeted jock, maybe I show up in a speedo. Nah, that would require me to shave my legs and I did that once. It was a bitch. Oh, yea I got a new haircut. It's cute, I'm wondering what HWSNBN will think. Who is HWSNBN? Well, have you ever seen Harry Potter and they don't talk about the big bad guy instead they just call him 'He who shall not be named'. Well that's the name that Emma, Cat, Snippy and I have given to...well it doesn't matter who we gave it to. You really don't want to know. It's not that good of a story. Actually, it's a quite funny, sad, and true story. But I can't tell you about it. I promised not to tell anyone about it...well after I told Cat, Emma, Snippy, J-Boo, RT, Bren, Tracy, and well everyone else who doesn't know who HWSNBN is. That's gonna change tommorow cause J-Boo is going with me to Happy Hour. Speaking of J-Boo she's joining that whole kick ball thing with us. It should be fun. But I wonder, "Should I start practicing now?" "Should I start running?" Should I quit smoking?" "Will there be hot shirtless men?" The questions are endless. ...now wait what was I saying about not having nothing to blog about? ;-)

Bringing Sexy back.

2006-07-25T15:51:00.000-05:00

You have got to hear the new Justin Timberlake song. At first I was like 'ehhh this song sucks', because I thought it was this one hit wonder type of thing. Then I found out it was JT's song. I mean this man couldn't make a bad song right?

Sometimes it's good to be...Good?

2006-07-20T17:10:00.000-05:00

Yesterday I signed this new client and during the whole process there was this subtle flirting going on between. The guy was a total queen but I had to do my job and was completely charasmatic with him. Bad idea. Last night Joseph called me because he wanted to go out. Seeing that I was excited that the week was going well I decided to go. At first it seemed like a bad idea because Joseph was going on and on about how he missed his ex boyfriend. I wanted to gouge my eyes out. To lighten the mood, I decided we should go to 219 West because J-Boo's roomie works there and he knows how to hook a drink up. Ergo giving me the ability to ignore Joseph's agony. Now don't get me wrong, I like Joseph. Honestly, I have a crush on the guy but that probably won't go anywhere. Well after 219 we head over to Oilcan's for some dancing and hot half naked boys. Enter Donnie, the client I signed earlier in the day. He was all over me. Maybe he was drunk, maybe he really wanted me. The fact of the matter is and I swear to god that it took ever muscle in my body to say no. But seriously I have to be professional on some kind of level, right? I told him to back off, not in RT's way of saying BACK OFF but simply back off! Then Joseph starting feeling the effects of alcohol and he started to hit on me and wanting me to spend the night. "Just to cuddle" he says, "Just to cuddle my ass" I say...in my head of course. I told him that I knew what would happen and it's not a good idea. I like the boy, I actually like him and I don't want it to be just a fling because he's lonely. I've learned that lesson. Like Emma says, "Am I growing up?"

Man, Degrassi does go there!

2006-07-20T16:55:00.000-05:00

So since my younger sister decided to get me into Degrassi. I've decided I should watch an episode. Man, do these kids in Canada have drama. I mean, serious drama! The episode that I watched was called 'Shout'. This episode was about Paige and Spinner. First of all, who the hell is named Spinner anyways? How lame is that? Well ya see Spinner and Paige have the cliche soap opera on again off again relationship. In this episode Paige is suppose to meet Spinner but ends up backing out of the date and going to a party and getting raped by Dean. The hot older guy from another school. Ya Degrassi, does go there.

15 seconds of fame!

2006-07-18T17:10:00.000-05:00

A certian friend was on a certian reality show. I was featured during 15 seconds of the show in the background. I was so excited!!! I know I know it's so lame of me, but alas who cares.

Degrassi...It goes there.

2006-07-18T16:59:00.000-05:00

Marcellas wrote about this show called Degrassi. I saw it last night with Granny Bren(*wink*) and my little sister. My little sister went off on this tangent about so and so doing this and I was like damn! Degrassi does go there. Here is Marcellas take on the show: So I am this crazy fan of Degrassi: The Next Generation. Yeah, I know I'm staring down 75. And yeah, I know it's a kid show. I'm aware me watching Degrassi is the equivalent of a high-schooler watching Barney but I love it. Over Holiday I watched the Degrassi Weekend Marathon and I am hooked. When I die and come back, I wanna be Emma. (Who after having a gun pointed at her and almost being shot, went bad and started giving blow jobs down @ the Van, where the bad kids hang. She got gonorrhea from local hood Jay. Don't worry, a bit of therapy and penicillin and she is as good as new.) She's the prettiest girl in school in my opinion... click here to read more.

Giving sports a try.

2006-07-14T15:26:00.000-05:00

I haven't talked about SD in awhile, huh? Well that's because he's "married" now and his girlfriend thinks that I hate her, which I don't. I think that she's just something that I call Santi-ealousy. It's cool, maybe she'll come around soon. Now everyone knows I don't play sports. J-boo invited to play pool with her one time and I was like, "Ummm I don't play sports" She laughed because Pool isn't technically a sport but more of a past time or something like that. With that being said, I've decided to give kickball a try. Thanks to Snippy. I love her by the way. Have I mentioned that? No I don't think I have but I do. I'm so glad that I was so obsessed that I joined the rw16.com message board and met Emma and Cat. Through Emma I've met Diego and Di and through Cat I got to meet Snippy and HWSNBN. So back to the whole sports thing: Well yesterday SD and I played Disk Golf for the 3rd time. I like this sport. Why, you ask? Well I get to hang out with SD who is like the brother I never had. He brings out the straight side of me, that is if there is a straight side. On top of getting to hang out with SD, I get to go outdoors-which I love. I get to drink beer and spit. It's great, and as soon as SD sends me the pics I'll post them. Happy B-day shout out goes to Bren who turns 54 today(no really she is 54 years old). Enjoy your weekend, I know I will.

Blues on the Green: The Second

2006-07-13T12:43:00.000-05:00

Here's the first BOTG Connecting the dots. Yesterday, man yesterday was so exhausting and fun at the same time. First I had to go to this never ending ‘God someone plese shoot me’ training class that my boss thought would be a good thing to send me to. I wanted to send her a memo that said, “Hey the joke wasn’t funny. But do you wanna hear a good one? You’re fat”. Don’t worry I didn’t because I’m loving the new job. That and the new raise. Woot! Woot! Go me! Dinner #1 was with the bestfriend who decided to take a sabbatical recently. That went well because you can’t beat McCormick’s and Schmick’s 1.95 Happy Hour. Jaime and I then went to pick up the Infamous O, and we were off to Blues on the Green. Man oh Man did I want to grab IO and Jaime by their throats. "We can’t sit here, there’s too much sun. Let’s sit here next to the cute boys. No let’s sit here." I finally gave up and flopped everything down. Then the troops arrived and the irony began to roll. Ex#2 arrived with Rodrick (Have I mentioned they are boyfriends now? I wanted to slap Ex#2 when I found out but I have to play nice.). Figa also arrived with Ex#2’s bestfriend Vero and Bobby, a mutual friend of all of ours. Then I had to run all the way across the field to find Emma, Snippy and “Bob”.I finally got to meet Emma’s new beau Panama. He’s cute. Cute in the ‘I just went through puberty and my voice is cracking kind of cute’. Sean arrived shortly after everyone else did. Drunk as usual and demanding that someone find him some pot. I don't know how many times i've told that boy I don't smoke but he just won't listen. A common thing last night was “*insert name* I’ve read all about you. That’s Ex#2? Snippy your such a good writer! Sean you're such a lush and a slut! Man, Emma I’ve heard so much about you! “Bob” has nice noobs. Santi is god. Ok, I made the last one up but still ya get the point. The concert was great with a few minor interruptions. I pretty much think that everyone had a good time. The night wasn’t over just yet though. “Bob”, Emma, Snippy and I all wanted a Mexican Martini from Trudy’s. So “Bob” called Mr. Bob so he would meet us. But most importantly so that we could all have a gorgeous man to look at over dinner and drinks. When we get there we find out that there is a thirty minute wait. Excuse me? Me wait? Never. Luckily, Luis was there and we just joined his table. And now I’m at work wishing that I was still on the Zilker lawn listening to some unknown blues playing and loving my friends. Emma and "Bob" have their own versions of last night. If ya wanna read them you know where to go!

The return of the Ex.

2006-07-10T17:12:00.000-05:00

You should probably read the entire, "A tale of two exes" Saga first. Click here and scroll down. It's long and dramatic and well I really don't want to rehash it. As you well know Ex#2 and I are really good friends and have been for a very long time. On Friday he let me know that Ex#1 was in town and of course I was like, "Let's go wreak havoc and piss him off". Jokingly, of course. We didn't and I didn't think I was going to see him. Man was I wrong. I went to RCC last night with Ex#2, Rodrick, Figa, Adrian and Brandon met us there. Immediately when I got to the bar, who do I see? Lance Armstrong. Ok, Yea-fucking-right I saw Lance. Man if I saw him do you know what I would do? Ok, nevermind you don't wanna know what I would do that man. So Ex#1 is all shocked to see me, and I'm shocked that he's shocked. He asks how I've been and I'm like, "fuck off asshole". Ok, I didn't I was like, "I'm good, we'll talk in a second and I need to get a drink first because I have a feeling I'm going to be talking to you for awhile." I get my drink and when I'm walking away my stalker asks me if I want another one. I contemplate it and wonder if a drink is really worth 6000 phone calls. Do you know what I did? Of course you know what I did, I took the drink and ran! As I'm walking over to Ex#1 my heart begins beating faster and faster. What am I going to say? Am I going to activate The Bitch Switch? Am I going to use this new drink as a weapon? When I got to him, the words well they just weren't coming to me. So I hug him instead and we begin talking. We haven't talked in over a year so there was alot to be said. I talked about my exit from the previous job and how I just love my new job and that I'm still-fucking-single. Then things got a little more interesting. I started talking about my old roomate Chase and the bad months I had because of my old job and now I'm doing a whole lot better and he just looks at me with those eyes. Those eyes that made me fall in love with him, the ones that made me trust him again, the ones and that stabbed me in the fucking heart. He goes, "Even after all this time I still read right through you" I'm like "Excuse me?" and not excuse in the ' I didn't hear you', it was the excuse me 'Oh no you just didn't bitch'. He responds with, "You say your doing fine and you're happy but I can tell that inside you really not satisfied or content with the way things are. Nice save. So then we continue going into this downhill of emotions conversation about me and him. The past, the tale of two exes saga, how I felt betrayed by him, by the fact that I don't trust myself around him. Mind you he keeps buying me drinks and you can ask Emma. I talk ALOT when I'm drinking, I mean A WHOLE LOT. Like 30 times more than I do when I'm sober and when I'm sober I still talk ALOT. So it was all just pouring out, and he was pouring shit out too and then Ex#2 comes up to us with Rodrick and I lean over to his ear and say, "Get me away from him, I can't talk to him especially under these circumstances" The asshole fucker fuckface goes, "Santi, you need to do this one on your own" And I did for the most part. So there you are ladies and gentlemen, Ex#1 and I are now on speaking terms again. The love of my life is back in the picture and that's a scary thing. Luckily he lives 5 hours away and I have no reason or inclination to re-ignite anything. Which I'm sure he doesn't either but still, we are speaking again...I think. I emailed him today so we shall see. Oh and Gudpackage: Yes there is a god and his name is Me. ;-)

I know I know

2006-07-08T15:04:00.000-05:00

Dear faithful readers: (all 5 of you). I just want to apologize for the fact that for the last two weeks I have overloaded this blog with Big Brother stuff. I can't help it, it's my summer crack. I even tried out for the show last year if you don't remember. I love this show but I promise after this week I won't blog about it anymore...ok well maybe, we'll see. I promise to have something good on Monday.

Cat has joined blogger

2006-07-05T16:49:00.000-05:00

Now you can read about how scandalous Cat, Emma, Snippy and I really are!!!

The Keyword is...

2006-07-02T15:32:00.000-05:00

Sean is an idiot, plain and simple. This past friday he went downtown and got absolutely freaking wasted. When I saw him out it was almost an embarassment to be speaking to him. After convincing him to go home he calls me the next day: Santi, I got pulled over and got a ticket. They didn't arrest you? No, but they did find a open beer under my passenger's seat. They did? And they still didn't arrest you? No, I told the cop that I had one word for him regarding the beer. What did you tell him? I said, 'Santiago'. And the cop responded with 'Santiago?' I said, 'Yes I gave my friend Santiago a ride home and he must have dumped that under my seat. I honestly was kind of mad but at the same time it was kind of funny. Let's hope when Sean reads this he will know that drinking and driving is bad. But the keyword here is : Santiago.

Bunny is back!!!

2006-07-01T14:44:00.000-05:00

Big Brother's funniest blogger is back!!! http://bitobunny.com/index2.html

Oh, Brother

2006-06-29T09:56:00.000-05:00

Ok so no more Big Brother posts. The voting is over and now all we have to do is wait and see who goes in. This blog may be a little bit short but check this out... "Bob", "Mr. Bob", Emma and Snippy all hung out last night at the Firehouse Lounge. Half way through the night guess who we ran into? Mr. Sean Little himself. Mr. "I'm only in Austin for a couple of days". Apparently, Sean decided to stay a little bit longer because he had met some boy or some kind of crappy story like that. He stated that he had given himself a 'Hall Pass' to stay in Austin a little longer to look for a job and hang out with this new guy. A 'Hall Pass'? Emma, "Bob", Snippy and I all tried to figure out what the hell this 'Hall Pass' entailed. Did that mean Sean could do whatever he wanted, with whomever he wanted? Regardless of Race, Sex, or Color? I mean who in the freaking world gives themself a 'Hall Pass' or allow someone a 'Hall Pass'. This made absolutely no sense to me. What in the fucking world is a freaking 'Hall Pass'? SERIOUSLY. What. The. Fuck? Mr. Sean Little was all over the place last night and if I didn't know any better I would swear that boy was straight...or Bi even. And with Sean, you just never know...nor do you want to know.

Aye, Mi Columbia.

2006-06-23T09:15:00.000-05:00

Sean Little is some piece of work. Literally. So last night Emma, Arlette, Brandon and I all planned a night of dinner and 6th street but that all changed when Sean called and said that he was coming into town for the weekend and we had to go see this band play. Lucky for him everyone agreed to change our plans and went with his. So we go to Mi Columbia and see this really awesome band play. I forget there name but it was some spanish cover band. During the middle of the concert Sean tells me that he slept with the lead singer. IS HE STRAIGHT?!, I ask. no. IS HE MARRIED?!

no.

Does he beat people?!

no.

Thank god.

Afterwards, we all head down to 6th street and end up at the Aquarium. Shots were shared and we all completely forgot that we'd have to get up this morning and deal with bullshit at work, with a hangover. At some point in the night, I'm not quite sure when Arlette points this guy out to Sean and Sean says he thinks the guy is gay. Arlette disagrees and the two of them go back in forth about it the entire night. Well I go to use the ladies' room and Brandon grabs me and tells me to go outside becuase Sean and Arlette were going at it. Arlette: You were hitting on him! Sean: No I wasn't!! Emma: Arlette, he wasn't Arlette: Stay out of this! Me: What-the-fuck-just-happened? Apparently, Sean hit on the guy that Arlette liked and drama ensued. According to Emma Sean was innocent. And I have to agree with Emma since I was in the bathroom and have no fucking idea what just happened. The night wasn't a complete bust because I learned some new info about Brandon and I'm sure Sean and Arlette will make up. Or the fuckers better because we have plans on Sunday. A Sidenote for Cat and Snippy: Sean isn't who you think he is.

Alright America Get to Voting

2006-06-22T12:46:00.000-05:00

We only have one week to vote, so here are the top 20: Allison Bunky Dana Danielle Diane Erika George Howie Ivette James Janelle Jase Kaysar Lisa Marcellas Cowboy Mike"Boogie" Monica Nakomis Will Ok so here's what you do. Click the name vote, refresh and vote again. Notice that some All-Stars don't have links? Well that's because I don't want them to be voted for. I mean seriously. Cowboy? An All Star? Oh and the All Stars with Red are the ones I really want in the house! Get to voting!!!!

3 out of 20 aint bad.

2006-06-21T16:27:00.000-05:00

Ok so I have confirmation that 3 people are in the final 20 for tonight's Big Brother Casting Special. Mike Malin posted a message on his website, allowing fans to figure out that Dr. Will is also in the running. (Fyi: since I checked it earlier, the site has now gone down. CBS must really want this to be a secret.) And James posted a message on Myspace that read: I've been getting so many supportive, and a couple not so supportive; messages, comments and banners from everyone that it was becoming impossible to thank each person. So... I'm taking the easy way right now while I prepare for tonight. I want to thank all you guys and girls for supporting me and rooting for me to be on the All Stars List. All we can do now is just wait and see, of course if I am... vote your asses off. James But my burning question is...What about Marcellas? His site says nothing. I can't wait until tonight.

Sean Little strikes back.

2006-06-21T15:16:00.000-05:00

I knew it was only a matter of time before I got some kind of scathing email or comment from Sean. The following is an email he sent me yesterday. Santi, You know we have been friends for awhile now and I really don’t appreciate you talking about my relationship with Mike the way you did. You don’t understand how things where with us and your opinion was very one sided. I was so hurt and that’s why I hung up on you when I was telling you about Roger. Speaking of which, I’m not talking to him anymore. I’m tired of getting messages on myspace asking if I want to hook-up for a nooner. Seriously, does his wife ever check that thing? Listen you can write about me all you want just make sure there is a slight amount of validity. Sean Well I’m glad he didn’t threaten to sue for liable or something like that. I wrote him back and we have since called a truce. Sean is such a CHARACTER how could I not write about him?

It's AWWWWWWN...almost.

2006-06-20T13:18:00.000-05:00

Ok, so for my 400 Big Brother fans out there. This is your friendly reminder that tommorow at 9/8 central Julie(the Chenbot) will be introducing us to the 20 finalist who we will be able to vote for. Don't miss it!!

On my way to being a Delebrity...

2006-06-20T09:13:00.000-05:00

I love me some Emma: The Blog where I apologize to Santi twice I suck at this whole blogging thing :( Sorry Santi since I know you're the only one that reads this. I promise as of today that I will begin to post daily about my lame and lonely interesting, crazy ass life. Vacation was wonderful! It was really good to spend time with my parents and Emilio, amazing how good of a time you can actually manage to have with your family. Although I admit it was mostly three of us making fun of how crazy dorky my Dad is, I guess that's where I get it from. We spent a day at the beach in Tampa and then did the whole Disney World and Universal thing for the rest of time. I have a great tan now :) Click here to read more!

Snippy, I <3 thee.

2006-06-19T17:37:00.001-05:00

If you haven't started reading Snippy. You should: Santi, please don’t get mad. June 16th, 2006 I just remembered that Thursday, during our mad night of Habitat for Humanity happy houring and Nacho Libre watching, Santi made some threat of becomming irritated with me if I failed to write anything witty the following day. And, then, ack! I forgot to write anything witty! The horror! The last thing you want is to piss off a gay guy. For real. Please don't be mad at me, Santi. I mean. . . I wasn't mad at you for crushing my soul by telling me Sean slept with the married man with crazy salsa skills that I had a dancing crush on. . . so, we're even, right? *frantically shaking my head to try to make the image go away* So. . . the next to last thing to pissing off a gay guy that you want to do is piss me off. Most of the free world is already aware of this little factoid. Apparently, no one clued Lucky in. I thought I had. I pretty much thought I mentioned it reapeatedly over the years . . . with the whole, "Just don't fuck with me and we'll be fine". Apparently, I wasn't quite clear enough. Click here to read more

I hate men.

2006-06-19T17:12:00.000-05:00

SERIOUSLY. WHAT THE FUCK? I think I've been hit with some kind of plague, a fag repellent if you will. Just check this shit out because I swear to god I am about 10 minutes from turning straight. I saw him on Saturday making out with some random boy. I was way cuter than him. Then after seeing that train wreck, I ran into him. Things were ok at first until he turned into a jerk because I wouldn't go home with him. The fucking nerve. Then the night got even better when I ran into him. For once I will give this boy some slack, he did buy me two beers and a shot. And then proceeded to call me 6,000 times. Again, the fucking nerve. Maybe Emma was right about the whole Karma thing coming back to me. I mean I wasn't that bad a couple of weeks ago. I didn't even start THAT situation. But I swear to god if Brennan doesn't call me back soon, I'm turning my lifetime rainbow pass in. I mean my first girlfriend is coming to visit at the end of this month. And I have been known to do the strangest things sometimes.

Blues on the Green: The first.

2006-06-14T22:30:00.000-05:00

So today while I was ~~working~~ I found out that Blue's on the Green started tonight. Now Ex#2 and I went to go see these things a shit load last summer and the summer before. Naturally, he was the first one I called and asked if he wanted to go. It was a date. I also called J-Boo and Joseph but neither of them wanted to go, so that left Ex#2 and I to hang out and bond since we haven't been able to be alone for awhile now. It was nice and relaxing and very 'Austinie' because there were shirtless hippy guys all over the place. It was cute because Ex#2 and I had our sunglasses on while we were checking out guys left and right. Well shortly after Betty Whatsherface started, Matt and Marc showed up along with Joseph and another new edition to the gang Brandon. Brandon is the straight cousin of JAP(see SXSW Insanity). The concert was good and now Ex#2 our on our way to Halcyon for a nightcap...sort of.

It's Elemantary my dear, Watson.

2006-06-14T12:44:00.000-05:00

Last night I had ~~dinner~~ Happy Hour at Sherlock's with "Bob" , Emma, and Snippy. There were two other guys there but they don't really matter because Snippy and "Bob" kept questioning me about the whole 'From Good, to Bad to Worst' blog I wrote about last week. Since Sean hasn't called me back since he hung up on me, I gave the ladies the full unedited, totally unfiltered, uninhibited version. They weren't shocked at all. Over the course of ~~dinner~~ Snippy got a text from her lawyer friend asking her if she wanted to meet a local celebrity. I was honestly hoping for Quita Culpepper or Lance Armstrong but we got Scott Fisher from Fox 7. Not so cute. No personality having. And he's no Jim Spencer(who likes to buy me drinks). The new job is going great and I'm going to see NACHOOOOOOOOOOOO Libre tommorow with Cat, Emma, Snippy and 800 other people I don't know. Have a good hump day.

Don't be such a Douche.

2006-06-09T10:35:00.000-05:00

So when I was talking to Brennan this past weekend he told me about this site called Dooce.Com that his friend is absolutely addicted to. Seeing that it's another blog I was interested in checking it out. The thing is, Brennan said "Douche" so I assumed the URL was www.douche.com WRONG. So while I was talking to him last night I was like, "Dude you sent me to this crazy ass website". He just laughed and said that I had the spelling wrong. I went ahead and added to my daily reads, here's a quote: The rumor was that the previous owner was a lonely gay man, and he didn’t get along with anyone on the block. He used to call Animal Control on the next-door neighbors any time he saw their cat in his yard, and once left a threatening voicemail that he was going to sue them from the emotional distress he had suffered at the hand of their cat’s poop. Another neighbor told us he used to party when he was in town and that we could probably attribute the towel in our sewer line to one of those raucous nights, because “who knows what happens when those crazy gays start drinking vodka.” I’ll tell you what happens! BEHAVIOR THAT DISRESPECTS THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE. Because crazy gay drunks? SIGNIFICANTLY DIFFERENT THAN CRAZY STRAIGHT DRUNKS. Check it out. Also, I got a job!!! Well actually 2 job offers in one day. Imagine that! I almost took the first job offer but after I told the lady I had to change my starting date she got all devil bitch with me. I mean I know I'm hard to come by but still. And another thing, what do ya'll think of the new logo?

He Said ‘Hi’…again.

2006-06-08T16:02:00.000-05:00

This city is known for its weirdness and I’m seriously beginning starting to believe that quite possibly this weirdness happens to me. Alot. Maybe it’s the fact that the oddest things happen to me and I am constantly finding myself in some kind of misadventure. This is yet another one of those infamous Misadventures. A Myspace Message dated a month ago: ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: anthonee Date: May 7, 2006 8:30 AM honey, there is this boy that works at the Wally World on Slaughter, he’s a cashier supervisor... and he reminds me soooooooooooo much of you, he’s like really tall and thin like you, and Hispanic, and omg, ya'll could totally be brothers because he’s a big ole fag, I swear ya'll are twins, but he has lots of attitude... even more then you, lol.. jk ... but anyway, he'd be cute if he wasn’t such a snobby little bitch, hehe... anyway, you should go see him, get the digits, lol. I didn’t respond because I find it hard to believe that there is someone out there bitchier than me. Well today I went for a second interview with another insurance company and I decided after the interview that I needed to get the ever demanding DC some cat food. So I went to Wally World and while I was taking a drink from the water fountain (it is still spring right?). I hear, “Hi” from behind me. I turn around and there he is, Rj himself. I had to nearly wipe the remaining water off of my mouth and pull some kind of sentence together but before I could, he says, “Wow. You look hot” And I respond with, “It’s for an interview I just had. Did I not look hot when you met me?” “Yea you did but now…wow” He says, ever so stunned. I kind of blushed but of course I played it off. “Thanks. How have you been?” I ask trying to keep the conversation going. “Good. I work here,” he says. “I can tell,” I say and then tug on his vest. He smiles. “So did you ever get that phone situation fixed?” “Yea finally” I respond and give him my new number and then it dawns on me. “Do you know Anthonee?” “Yea,” He responds “Why?” “This is so f ucking funny but he sent me a message about you on Myspace about a month ago. Before we met” He looks at me stunned and then smiles, “Now that’s funny” “Isn’t it though?” “Well look”, he says “I gotta get back to work but I’ll call you later” and then he leaves. I stand there for a second in a state of confusion; I mean seriously how is it that I knew about someone that I would later randomly meet? Also, what did this all mean? Not to mention Brennan, who I plan to see on Saturday. And would I date a guy who works for Wally World? Considering my current unemployment status, one may never know. Seriously my friends things in this lovely city of Austin, are truly in fact… Weird.

Remind me why I came again?

2006-06-05T12:13:00.000-05:00

Austin is sometimes a magical place where fairies dance all over and just make the world a happier place. Oddly enough. I didn't see any of that this past weekend. It was the annual "Biker Rally/Pride Parade" Weekend and my friend Jay-rod invited me out to join him and some friends for a few drinks before the parade. I was supposed to me Gudpackage out but since I don't have a cell phone at the moment that would have been difficult, so I decided to meet up with Jay-rod instead. This is going to get confusing so I will try to break it down for you as simply as possible. I used to work with Jay-rod. Jay-rod's friend from Ohio is Micky Micky is dating Adon. Adon brought his friend Brennan along for the night. Ok, now that that's out of the way, when I met Brennan we immediately hit it off. We were cracking jokes left and right. He's cute, we have alot in common and there wasn't a dull moment the entire night. We exchanged phone numbers but I'd rather not talk about it very much...just yet. Now the parade was bleh. I mean I-wanted-to-gouge-my-eyes-out bleh. As we were waiting for the parade to start(since it was an hour behind) Brennan came up with this idea for a T-Shirt: "Pride 2006: Will you cum already?" Funny, right? Well during the most exciting parade ever! I told Brennan this: "Pride 2006: Remind me why I came again?" Funny again, I know. I'm good. So After about 4 hours of watching the ~~painful~~ parade(and I should mention before anyone gets all pissy on me that yes I am proud to be gay but I'm sorry but seeing Micheal Katz in a freakin car does not make me even more proud to be gay, sorry it just doesn't). Back to my point, after 4 hours of waiting we all head over to Rain at 9 freakin O'clock in the evening. I very very very Rarely do this but hey it's Pride Weekend Pt. 1. Luis showed up around 11 and man was he DRUNK. I actually had to get him into a cab and send him on his merry way because some Fugly was trying to hit on him. Ya know I ~~rarely~~ like using my Bitch Switch but this guy was way to persitant and poor Luis was a tad bit drunk. Adrian showed up later with the Little Queen I have grown to dislike and you know what he did this time? He has Joseph tell me that Ex#2 is in California. My Response: "Are you seriously telling me that he is in California and that I had no idea about this because we aren't THAT close of friends and I NEED to get my information through YOU?" It took all I had to not laugh at him but Adrian wants up to make up and be friends but I'm sorry I gave that boy a chance and he was rude as hell to me. First time, shame on you. Second time, Shame on me. I'm still on the hunt for a job, so I'm off!

From Good, to Bad, To Worst.

2006-06-02T15:39:00.000-05:00

I've had two interviews this week. Hopefully somthing will pick up soon. You know I've been thinking, sometimes people just never learn when they are making the same mistake over and over again. It's truly sad but I guess some of us(and I'll admit it first) are the victim of our own demise. Take Sean Little for instance. He finally-Thank-#######-God broke-up with Mike Jair. You would think that maybe just maybe Sean would take his time and wait and date someone in due time. WRONG. Merely two weeks after breaking up with Mike, Sean meets Roger Perez. An accounts executive for some company in South Dallas. "He's so hot Santi", Sean says over the phone, "He has the best build ever and we had sex three times the other night". Whoa. Okay way Too Much Information this early in day Sean, did I tell you I'm looking for a job? He completely ignored my comment and continued with his story, "Yea we have had dinner a couple of times this week and I seriously think his wife has no clue." Pause. Rewind. Slow Motion. His WIFE? "Ok Sean. You've gone from Good to Bad to Worst in my book. I think it's time you tell Mr. Bi guy or whatever the hell he is. Bye." And you know what the ###### did? He hung up on me. The nerve!

Emma has joined Blogger

2006-05-31T15:21:00.000-05:00

So yea Emma has a blog now. Which I think is kinda cool cause when we hang out we can write two totally different versions of the night. Loves it. Also I had an interview today. Everything went pretty well, so we shall see.

"Bob" got married.

2006-05-30T09:46:00.000-05:00

Did you ever have one of those weekends where so much craziness and happiness happened all at once but then you couldn't write about it? Yea I had one of those weekends. "Bob" looked amazing this weekend and I felt so privelged to be a part of her and her man's special moment. I should mention that "Bob" isn't the normal Bob I write about but since Snippy uses the name and her version of the wedding is hilarious, I thought I would join the band wagon. So here's the skinny: Friday- After a long day of job searching I get to the Omni Hotel at 6 to meet "Bob",the family of "Bob", Emmie and Snippy was running late. I must say this is probably one of the nicest families that I ever met. I mean there they were getting hammered with a bunch of twenty somethings and not complaining at all. After the Happy Hour that lasted two days we all went up to the Bride's parents room for some more drinks, and I got an absolutely amazing view. The Bride then decided that she wanted to take her uncle to a gay bar. Oh I should mention her uncle and HER DAD. Yeah, like I said, coolest family ever. Fabric was the first bar we get to and honestly we got that club started. We rolled in screaming and shouting, I mean we had been drinking for two days now. I noticed that the Bride's Dad was taking Yager shots so I offered to introduce him to my good friend Yager Bomb. After that well things get blurry and I woke up on Saturday with a massive headache. Sunday- I spent the entire day at home and watched old TV shows and did absolutely nothing because I wanted to be in good spirits on Sunday. Which I was and luckily I arrived at the wedding right when Emma did so there wasn't this whole, "Where is Emma?" drama. The wedding was absolutely amazing, "Bob"'s dress looked flawless and the last edition of the blue ribbon to match the groom couldn't have been done better. The Pre-wedding reception was also a blast. There Emma, Diego(Emma's bestfriend) and I were getting reaquainted with the new friends we met on Friday and started to fill in some of the blanks where we all went blurry. We also ran into Snippy who had scissors in her hand bag. "What are the scissors for?" I innoncently ask. "In case the Groom's mom gets out of line", Snippy nonchalantly responds "The bitch is crazy" And boy was she right. This woman had a look from hell on her face the entire time. I avoided her at all cost and just enjoyed dinner, and way to many glasses of wine. I was home by 11:30, how? I'm not quite sure. I will try and write more later but alas I must continue the job search.

Good-bye James, you will be missed...kinda.

2006-05-24T01:19:00.000-05:00

James Allen was sometimes an asshole to his customers on the phone. James at times would talk at a rate that even Speedy Gonzalez couldn't understand. James for a time had a Texan accent. James hated his job and yet he stuck with it because honestly he was spoiled by the company that he worked for. James was me. He was my pseudonym at work. For 8 hours a day, 40 hours a week, 160 hours a month. I was James and oh my dear god, I fucking hated that asshole. Early on at my (former) job I decided to adopt James as my pseudonym because people really cannot pronounce my real name. And trust me most of the idiots that I spoke with wouldn't even be able to spell two letters of my name correctly. On top of that James became a character that I would portray while at work. Many psychologists would have an issue with this, and honestly I probably wouldn't disagree. That all changed as of 5:28 yesterday. I got canned. Yea, them bitches got rid of a great person who would have benefited the company but you know what I don't blame them in the least. I was the author of my own demise. I ain't going to lie, I did it to myself. Well when life hands you lemons, you get a blender and make magaritas. ...Just kidding. When I walked out of that place, I thought to myself 'you know this may not be so bad after all.' But of course the reality of "OH FUCK I NEED TO FIND A NEW JOB" kicked in. I tried not to freak out and called my family immediately alerting them of the news. I don't know if I've mentioned this before but I have a vast amount of siblings, who are very resourceful. I have a prospective job, that I will find out about tomorrow. I'm crossing my fingers because it involves one of my favorite past times. I found a job for this website. The reason I think I'm good for this job is the following: "Experience Required: -Must have Past Sales Experience(which I do) -Must posesses a knowledge of the Austin GLBT community(Which I have several Networking Connections with) -Must possess a excitment of Austin nightlife and local GLBT community(Hello, my blog)" . That is going to be one of the other 25 prospects if the first option doesn't work. We shall see, but if in like a week I start begging for money. I promise, if you pay me. I blog about whatever the hell you want me to. And trust me I mean ANYTHING. ...And a New Chapter has begun in the TMoM.

A montage.

2006-05-20T22:19:00.000-05:00

Retrospective. This past week 6 of my friends graduated from UT(RT, Matthew, Marc, Luis, Adrian, and Arlette). It's quite sad seeing that some of them are going to be leaving soon and it just makes me want to get back into school more and more. All Aboard. I got to Adrian's graduation fashionably late and barely missed them announcing his name by 2 people. It's ok because atleast I showed up. I didn't get to see Luis or Arlette accept their diplomas but they would understand because the only true reason I was there was for Adrian, one of my oldest Austin friend's. Afterwards we all headed out to Lake Austin for a boat/graduation party that Adrian's parents were throwing for him(have I mentioned that I LOVE my friends?). The VIP list included Ex#2, Bob, Laurie(Adrien's bestfriend), Figa, Matt, Marcus, Rodrick, Jon and Geof and Joseph(the newest member of our gang). The boat was freaking amazing and I would post pictures but my freaking cell phone is all jacked up and I really do need a digital camera. I saw this one amazing house where the owner had a freaking helicopter on his back porch(how freaking sweet is that). Ex#2 has this really nice picture of me by the bee caves bridge that I will post on myspace soon, sorry but it takes him forever to do things. Does he not know about the Bitch Switch? Four long hours later we dock the boat and decide to head downtown. But let's get some back story first: Adrian met Rodrick and they were semi-talking but that didn't end well so Ex #2 and Rodrick starting talking. Now in my honest opinion you should date anyone that your friend's have dated but we all know how Ex#2 can be sometimes. Now I have absolutely no emotional feelings for Ex#2 outside the bounds of friendship and it was pulling teeth to get him to admit to me that he was talking to Rodrick(even after I mention Adrian had already told me). He finally did and I was nothing but nice to Rodrick. As we were making our plans to go downtown Joseph asked me to drive and since I was the sober one there(don't even ask why), I said ok. Well I don't know what I missed but now Rodrick was trying to go after Joseph. This boy is a freaking #### if you ask me. Well Laura(who was also going in Joseph's car) noticed this and was having none of it. "Santi, he can't go with us" She says, "We are taking Adrian's cousin and he can't fit. That and I just don't like him". "Ok do you want me to tell him?" I ask. She responds with a yes and I did. Well apparently, this was the wrong thing to do because now everytime I was trying to talk to Ex#2 Rodrick kept pulling him away from our conversations. "Can't you ####### see I am talking to him?!?" I tell Rodrick and he just looks at me. Then as he leaves, I tell Ex#2 "Now I don't know what the #### I did to your little boy but if he doesn't cool this little attitude with me I am going to rip him to shreds." "Don't" Ex #2 says, "he's just a baby". He's twenty. "Baby or not he needs to know not to ####### throw attitude my way. I have been nothing but nice to him and he doesn't need to treat me like that." The issue was dropped until we got to Rain and I was talking to Ex#2 and the ###### cut in between us and had his back to me acting as if I wasn't even there! Bitch Switch Activated. I grabbed him and turned him around so that he could face me. "Look," I say "I don't know what the #### I did wrong to you but you need to calm the #### down with the attitude." He rolled his eyes, He rolled his eyes at MEEEEEEE... "Aight, that's how you want to play you little piece of ####. First of all, you are nothing but a toy to both Adrian and Javier and in less than a month you will be nothing but one of their conquest. You made a huge mistake being mean to me and since you really are so worthless I'm not even going to waste my time paying attention to your attitude" Yes ladies and gentlemen the Queen of all the is Bitchy has spoken. The boy wasn't seen for the rest of the night except for when we were leaving and he was talking to another guy. And honestly did he have a reason to give me attitude? The death of my cell phone. So for reasons that I shall not explain on here I got screwed out of my cell phone. I'm getting a new one this week but when I ran into RJ on Thursday, I had never felt so ghetto in my entire life until that moment. I tried my best to explain the situation but I dont think he'll he saying Hi anytime soon.

BB All Star Update.

2006-05-12T01:06:00.000-05:00

Who's thinking about going in? Who has definately said no? Who has a highly likely chance of doing it? Click here to find out!

Um...Guys...

2006-05-10T11:16:00.000-05:00

Arlette. 23, beautiful, recent UT graduate and sometimes not so smart. So we left RCC around 2:30 and we get in Arlette's car and begin to back up when her car dies. "This happens all the time", she says as she tries to start the car again and guess what? yep it died again. "Um...Guys...I think I'm out of gas", She finally says. Emma(I believe) looks at her gas meter and asks, "Arlette how long have you been on E?" "About 3 to 4 days. This never happens", She says. Now I'm not the best driver in the world but driving on E would cause you to run out of gas right? Poor Arlette, bless her.

He said 'Hi'.

2006-05-08T21:04:00.000-05:00

This past Sunday, Emma called me and said that she and our mutual friend Arlette wanted to go to RCC with Rome and Luis. I was still tired from rearranging my apartment and the night before. I told Emma that I would get back to her later. So two hours later I get to Luis' and say, "This doesn't mean I'm going it means I'm considering it." "Well," Luis and Emma said, "We ain't going to beg you." Ten minutes we left and I decided not to drink. So there we were dancing our asses off when Arlette grabs me and says, "Santi, look at him he is so cute!!". She pointed this guy out to me who was tall, hispanic, spiky hair and very cute. I looked at the guy and I agreed but I'm not one to go up to anyone. Awhile later we are all standing there drinking and talking to various friends when I notice the looking at me and smiling, I tried to play it very cool. Which I think I did. So after awhile the guy's friend comes up to me and says that the guy thinks I'm cute and wanted to know if I was single. I said yes. So I lost track of the guy for a long time and then we ran into each other in the bathroom while we were washing our hands. I tried to act like I didn't notice him but when I looked up he was smiling at me(which I might add was very cute) and I said, "My name is Santi by the way, I would shake your hand but mine our wet." He laughed and said, "My name is Rj" and just as we started talking his friend walked in and interrupted us. So I walked outside and a few moments later he comes up to me and asks if I wanted to dance, seeing that the rest of the gang was dancing I said why not. Besides if he was a wierdo I would just get my friends to scare him off. So we join the gang and start dancing when he says something in my ear about my friends. I ask him what he said and he responds with, "Oh nothing I just wanted to say 'hi' " I thought it was one of the cutest flirtous things that I have heard in awhile. Needless to say we spent most of the night together which included Rj asking Emma and Arlette what my greatest attribute was: Arlette: His personality. Emma: Besides the fact that he is a slut, his personality. Of course he knew that slutface ho bag Emma was lying about the slut part. We exchanged phone numbers and talked today. We shall see... Oh and a dishonorable mention goes out to my Stalker trying to get my attention last night. Plise. I get it.

Let's Talk about Denver

2006-05-04T11:27:00.000-05:00

Six and Seven are up...finally I know. Enjoy!

Big Brother All Stars: Update

2006-05-03T15:29:00.000-05:00

Marvin(BB5) has confirmed that he will be in the pool of the top 20 contestants vying for a spot in the House. Roddy(BB3, aka ''The Devil") has also confirmed that he would be in the Top 20. Sadly, David Lane(BB4) won't be in the running because he will be overseas. It would be funny to have both David and Howie(BB7) in the house because they are practically twins! More Updates coming soon!

Amen Sista

2006-05-02T01:33:00.000-05:00

Hypocrisy today hundreds of thousands illegal immigrants took to the streets to protest proposed legislation that would make the status of illegal immigrants a crime. i have never been more disgusted with our government and the american people who would support this kind of legislation. sick to my stomach disgusted. Click here to read more...

The Busalogues, volume 2.

2006-05-01T01:23:00.000-05:00

So I've finally have another edition of The Busalogues. please hold the applause for after the blog. Ok so I went to go see United 93 on friday, by myself. My friends don't want to see it and that's completely understandable. So on my way to see the film, I had 2 interesting observations... Oh sweetie, It's time to tap the brakes. I get on the 331 and a block later this waiter for the Brick Oven gets on but he forgets .25 cents, I start digging in my pants because I did not want to be late for the film. Luckily for him a 40 woman 'who was obviously a prostitute' decided to pay for him. After the prosti got off the bus (another block later), Brick Oven Guy tells her, "Well that was lazy" Queen Obvious responds with, "I'm tired of walking" she gets up and goes "Bye Steve" Brick Oven Guy's mouth just dropped and he was baffled. Queen Obvious laughs and goes, "You were really drunk the other night" He is now dumbfounded and when Queenie left, he asks me "Did you hear that?" sorta. "Well I was drunk the other night and I was walking around my..." and that's when he got one of those 'I was drunk and I forgot' memories come back and he shouts, "No. God. No. No ." I honestly think he would have been less upset if he found out he slept with a guy cause Queen Obvious was tore up, from the floor up. I think we are all a little bisexual. The movie I must say was intense, I recommend that noone should go see this film alone. When I got on the bus three other people joined me, let's call them Plugs(straight, tattoos and ear plugs. Shaved head. Stocky. Not Cute), Haggie(A plump female, dirty blonde/reddish/blue hair, Goth looking) and Flamer(Obviously gay. Pink shoes. Pink hat. Tight pants. High pitched voice). When they got on the bus, I thought to myself 'Now that's an interesting trio'. 'Three's Company' gone wrong if you will. So during the bus ride, Plugs starts talking about how he saw this guy on the Tyra Banks show and he had this really good face cream. I should mention he was holding Haggie's hand. Run, Haggie, Run! He then goes into this whole conversation with Flamer on how he thinks that every 'guy' is bisexual. I wanted to get up from my seat and say, "You ain't bi you little bitch. Your just greedy!" But alas I digressed. So Plugs went on and on and on about bisexuality and then he asked Flamer if he had any Bi tendencies. I found it kind of odd, that a 'Straight' guy was asking a 'Gay' queen (he wasn't a man, this fool was a fool blown out surgery-is-in-2-months queen) this kind of question. and all I could think of is Run, Haggie, Run! you can applaud now.

Well it's about time...

2006-05-01T00:56:00.000-05:00

I'm working on Six, Seven and Eight of this. Give me about 2 weeks. I figure I started the story might as well finish it.

I reconnect; The Italian leaves; A party brings out Santisha.

2006-04-30T22:39:00.000-05:00

Meet Chelle. 23, UT student and a former high school classmate of mine. Chelle has lived in Austin a little bit longer than I have but we never seem to hang out. It's kind of funny and odd because we went to a small high school but here our lives are so different. That has started to change this week when she called me and told me her boyfriend of 2 years broke up with her. Remind me again why people come to me when these sort of things happen? Well being that J-Boo got a bad ass new job and we were going to have dinner to celebrate, I invited Chelle along. There we were at McCormick and Schmidt's enjoying my new favoriate happy hour and just catching up. I think the night out helped Chelle deal with the break up a little bit. Afterwards, we headed over to Halcyon for post dinner cocktails and then to Fabric. I got into it with this drunkard who came up to us and immediately tried to engage in a conversation. "Can I help you?" I say with a very bitchy tone. "No you can't help me." He says, "Do you know who I am?" No. "My fucking boyfriend is an Attorney General and I can get your ass kicked out of here" Yea-Fucking-RIGHT. "And on top of the the manager is watching you smoke right now" Point him out. The idiot couldn't. Now leave us the fuck alone you idiot. and he did. *********************************************************************************** Davide called me yesterday and wanted me to stop by before he left. It was a bittersweet good-bye and we exchanged e-mails. He's coming back in September which will be cool. Afterwards the Infamous O, Chelle and Figa and I all went to a mutual friend's birthday party. Now those of you who know me, know that when I get all crazy that means Santisha Romaine Jerome has come out. She is my alter ego. Kelly, a longtime lesbian friend coined the name one night when we were having drinks at Charlie's during the drag show. She said the name was my stage name, and well it kinda stuck. Oh boy did Santisha come out. Chelle and Infamous O got to see me make out with a boy for the first time. "Oh my god!" "I can't believe!" "..." "That's hot" It was a good night. Happy May Day.

Drawing a line in the sand.

2006-04-30T22:05:00.000-05:00

Meet Sean Little. 27, handsome and a successful marketer for a company in South Dallas. We met several months ago at Rain while I was having Happy Hour drinks. I was in the middle of a conversation when Sean came up to me and said, "Velvetsaje?". I paused because it's embarassing and humbling when someone says the name of your online alter ego in public. I look at my co-workers and we share this newly invented, "He knows me from Myspace" look. The co-workers go back to the conversation and I say to Sean, "Its Santiago actually" and I extend my hand out to shake his. He smiles and says, "Sean Little. It's so good to finally meet you!" I'm to flabbergasted to pay attention to anything else he is saying because I begin thinking, 'wow he's cute'. That thought was quickly broken when Sean drops the bomb, "I'm a fan of your blog, or what you call 'Constant Reader'. He did this whole "quote, unquote" thing and I think 'he has nice hands'. I begin to laugh and since I have only like 10(give or take a few) Constant Readers, I immediately engage in a conversation with Sean. I have to admit I did think to myself, 'Oh my god, I'm like a mini-delebrity in training'. So Sean and I talked for a bit and he told me about his fabulous job in South Dallas(Reason #1 that he is undateable) and how he thinks I could turn my blog into a book. Then I discover that Sean has to get back to his hotel because his boyfriend was waiting for him(...and Reason #2). Now everytime Sean is in town we have lunch or dinner and just catch up. It's an interesting friendship that pretty much came out of now where. I like Sean, his humor is close to mine and he can be even wittier than I am, now if we could just get rid of that whole boyfriend thing. That's probably highly unlikely because Sean is dating a Dellionare(you know those people who bough Dell's stock when the company was young and are now filthy rich) named Mike Jair and they are both pretty well off. From what I could tell they were both really happy together. That all changed last week when I got a call from Sean, "Santi he kicked me out and I don't know what to do?" he says. "Why?" I ask generically not really knowing what to say. "I don't know. We were fighting and then he said he wanted me out by five." I was so surprised that I didn't say anything and then he left to go play golf. "Have you talked to him since?" "No he won't answer his phone and I think he is serious this time. He was more pissed at me than he was last time." "There was a last time?!" I shouted. I don't know if it was the fact that I don't deal with bullshit or the fact that Sean was allowing this to happen. "Yea when he hit me. I told you about that". "Now Sean Stuart Little, you didn't tell me about this. I would have remembered something like that. I'm not that dumb." The was a short pause and then he says, "I just don't know what to do. I love him" Yea he so went there. I say, "Gurl. He hit you and now he's kicking you out and all you can say is that 'you love him' Are you out of your mind? You're not one of those 'he hits me because he loves me' type of guys are you?" "It's just hard, I don't think you understand". Boy do I understand how hard it is. It took six grueling months to break up with Ex #1(who never hit me, fyi). So I know how hard it is to break up with someone. How hard it is to break the habit of constantly missing someone who you know ain't coming back. "Sean seriously you need to draw a line in the sand with the about of BS you choose to put up with, or else he's going to keep doing this to you." "I know," he says. Damn right, you better know. He calls me back around 9 and let's me know they worked things out. I hung up the phone and begin to think, 'how much bullshit did I put up with until I was fed up with Ex #1?' and 'Would I ever do that again?'. I have another friend going through a very bad divorce and I just don't know what to tell him. One day his wife woke up and said she was tired of the relationship and wanted to end it as easily as possible. Now tell me if I'm wrong but ending a 5 year relationship as easily is possible is kinda an oxymoron if you ask me. I mean don't you think that maybe you would have thought about that before you had a expsensive wedding? The only advice I have for this friend is to drawn a line in the sand with the BS he is going to put up from his soon to be ex wife. I hope that maybe just maybe the friend and Sean take atleast some of my advice.

New Daily Reads Added

2006-04-28T14:06:00.000-05:00

Catherine finally sent me her blog, so I added it. She's quite funny I must say. Anyways, Enjoy!

Feelin' a lil P!nk, Feelin' a little White Trash

2006-04-26T12:14:00.000-05:00

Ok so here are the lyrics to P!nk's new song "Dear Mr. President", all I'm gonna say is 'you go girl': "Dear Mr. President"(feat. Indigo Girls) Dear Mr. PresidentCome take a walk with me Let's pretend we're just two people and You're not better than me I'd like to ask you some questions if we can speak honestly What do you feel when you see all the homeless on the street Who do you pray for at night before you go to sleep What do you feel when you look in the mirror Are you proudHow do you sleep while the rest of us cry How do you dream when a mother has no chance to say goodbye How do you walk with your head held high Can you even look me in the eye And tell me whyDear Mr. President Were you a lonely boy Are you a lonely boy Are you a lonely boy How can you say No child is left behind We're not dumb and we're not blind They're all sitting in your cells While you pave the road to hell What kind of father would take his own daughter's rights away And what kind of father might hate his own daughter if she were gay I can only imagine what the first lady has to say You've come a long way from whiskey and cocaine How do you sleep while the rest of us cry How do you dream when a mother has no chance to say goodbye How do you walk with your head held high Can you even look me in the eye Let me tell you bout hard work Minimum wage with a baby on the way Let me tell you bout hard work Rebuilding your house after the bombs took them away Let me tell you bout hard work Building a bed out of a cardboard box Let me tell you bout hard work Hard workHard work You don't know nothing bout hard work Hard workHard work OhHow do you sleep at night How do you walk with your head held high Dear Mr. President You'd never take a walk with me Would you wow? huh? In other interestering news, the new Queen of White Trash Britney Spears is apparently pregnant...again!!!! She's on a road to my Delebrities list and that makes me sad.

Silly Photo Blog

2006-04-25T17:45:00.000-05:00

You're beautiful...it's true... I love James Blunt!! The most Ghetto Birthday Cake ever(notice the 'candle') Getting my MYSPACE fix... This is my bike's brake light, I can't get it to shut off. It's like the freakin' Energizer bunny....it keeps going and going and going... Everyone loves Emo Boys... My new Favoriate Band... I'll have a #6 on a sourdough bun, light mayo, only mayo. Curly fries and a Dr. Pepper to drink, now bitch!!!(me on any given drunken night) And last but not least...I'm Rick James, Bitch! Enjoy!

525,600 Minutes...

2006-04-24T00:24:00.000-05:00

...How do you measure a year in the life? It's officially my birthday today(it's currently 12:22 a.m.), I'm now 24 and I've been told that it's my Golden Birthday. You know when the day you were born coincides with the age that you are turning, ya I didn't know that either. So I had a nice birthday celebration on Saturday, the guest list included the Infamous O, Emma, Chase, Luis. There were other people there like Tammie(a coworker) and her friend Laurie, but I've never really hung out with them so what can I say? Now to protect the innocent, I'm not going to mention the birthday just know that I had alot of fun and don't remember per se exactly what happened. Let's keep it that way... So moving on to this whole "Golden" Birthday thing. Everyone said, "Do something special, it's your Golden birthday", but what exactly is Golden about this birthday? Is it the fact that I've just gone through one of the hardest years of my life and I deserve to celebrate. Or is it the fact that I may have lost my bestfriend and I need to have a reason to drink. Or how about the fact that I've been single for almost two years now and since it's my golden birthday and this is my golden year and maybe just maybe I'll find someone. No, it has to be the fact that I'm still not back in school and since this a golden year I'll finally get around to "doing that" Who knows, but I know one thing: This time next year I plan to be celebrating my 1/4 of a century birthday in Europe-the motherland. The plan(be it all so simple), is that my 7th day in Europe will be my birthday. I read somewhere that people would backpack as a rite of passage through Europe and I figured, 'hey you're gonna be 25, 1/4 of a century old. Why?' So in 525, 564 minutes I plan to be in Europe celebrating like crazy because fo' real though, this whole 'Golden' thing is way over-rated.

It's All-Stars, Baby!

2006-04-21T12:28:00.000-05:00

So here's the scoop...my all time favoriate reality show ever is doing an All-Star version. Yes, ladies and gentlemen we are getting Big Brother: All Stars.' But what's the real scoop you say? Well CBS will pick 20 former contestants from the past six seaons and America gets to vote who goes in the house. The funny part about this is, the people in the first season played the game a little differently. The didn't really have to backstab, lie, steal or cheat to win the game: America chose for them. So it would be interesting to see what season 1 castmember(if any) will do with this new strategy. I got this from realitybbq.com: Rumoured to be chosen for the group of 20: Kaysar Ridha (BB6), Janelle Pierzina (BB6), Howie Gordon (BB6), Beau Beasley (BB6), Diane Henry (BB5), Scott Long (BB5), Holly King (BB5).These are people who are said to have already been contacted. I asked a few ex-hg I know and they hadn't been contacted yet, so we'll see. The ones in bold are my picks, here is another list of picks to see play the game again. Chicken George(season 1) Josh Souza(season 2, 2nd place) Evil Dr. Will(season 2, winner) Hardy Hill(season 2, 4th place) Danielle(season 3, 2nd place) Marcellas(season 3, 5th place...but it's doubtful since he has HouseCalls...then again who knows?) Jun Song(season 4, winner) Alison Irwin(season 4, 2nd place) Erika Landin(season 4, 4th place...and girlfriend of Josh Souza) Nakomis(season 5, 4th place and creator of the six finger/back-door plan) Jase(season 5, non-jury. But funny/annoying as hell) Adria(season 5, 7th place. One of the twins during the DNA season. It would be funny to see her because everyone would suspect her and Natalie are switching out again) Marvin(season 5, 6th place. He was robbed I tell ya!) James(season 6, 6th place. The veto king, he deserves a 2nd chance) With old alliances, revenge on the mind, and a second go round it should be a damn good season. And You know I will be voting for Janey, Howie and Kaysar to get back in the house!!! I update as soon as i know more info.

2 New Daily Reads Added

2006-04-20T19:15:00.000-05:00

I added Uylin's Blog, to my daily reads. She's a funny, witty, asian. We met about 3 years ago and have kept up with each other since. Luckily, she's moving back to Austin so maybe we'll have some misadventures together. Also, I kinda feel like an ass(not very common I know) but R3dCurlz(god i hope I spelled that right), has me linked on her blog and I never even bothered to add her. Well I fixed that today. She's a great photographer and quite funny I might add.

The Italian Job, Pt 3

2006-04-20T17:19:00.000-05:00

This version of the Italian Job is written by none other than Emma herself. She had a funny story to tell and it fits with the on going Italian Job series. So Ladies and Gentlemen here is the story: This weekend was awesome. I was off since friday and I decided to make the most of it. I went out every single night this weekend, I spent a lot of time and money with my Mother and girlfriends. Thursday night I went down to 6th, its normally not my style but Diana's friend Nicole was visiting from Michigan and we HAD to show her 6th. Santi and this guy he introuduced me to last week joined. I was there to hang out with my girls as well so I mostly just danced with them and talked to "this guy" every once in a while. It was cool all night with him until the end of the night were he pretty much ditched me, to go to a gay bar. Hmmm, it turns out he preffers to go to gay bars then straight bars, wow. So we talked the next day and it turns out that he thought it was getting to "relationshipy." So of course as soon as he told me that I turned on what Santi calls bitch mode. Here is why, first of all I didn't hang on him all night. I was totally cool and didn't even touch him in any way. Second of all he's only in the U.S. for two more weeks. Oh and even if he was staying what makes him think he's so fucking awesome that I would fall head over heels right away? Why do guys think that just because you enjoy their company you want to walk down the isle the following week. I have a hard time deciding what to wear or what Im going to have at Starbucks in the mornings what in the hell makes you think I know how I feel about you? I reffered to you as my "foreign fling." Im pretty sure that sums you and I up. Can you imagine that sometimes girls need to get some too? So he proceeded to tell me that he did want to see me before he left like he was doing me some huge favor. So of course I said NO and Im pretty sure he understood since that's the same in Italian as it is in English. (ooops I gave his identity away, so if you're reading this and your his friend, Im just telling it like it is ) Friday my Mother and I got up early and got pampered all afternoon, it was great. Then of course we went and did our absolute favorite thing shopping. Planeta followed the afternoon activities. Arlette and I got there way before the rest of the girls and we were swatting the guys off like flies. The guys there are so annoying. I love the music at that place but its the hang out place for the most unattractive, annoying, and desperate guys in Austin. These guys ask you to dance you say no. They ask why, you tell them why. Then they BEG. So of course bitch mode gets turned on and believe me I can make ANY guy go away. I don't do it by telling them I have a bf, or that Im a lesbian like most girls do. I just say, "Hey, NO IS NO!" If they're bothering my friends I grab them, push them away from them and say, "SHE SAID NO." Of course this has to be accompanied by the I am the devil stare . So after we managed to make the point that we were not there to get picked up we had a great time dancing. I even found it in my heart to be nice to this dorky white guy who was 25 but looked 16. He was dancing/humping everything in site, he was so wasted and it was sad. That evening when I got in my Mother informed me that The Italian had called after 2 a.m. and that he pissed of my Dad I called him back and he tells me that he didn't call me even though he asked my Dad for me and the caller id said the exact time he called. I could have understood if he was doing my favorite post drinking activity, drunk dialing but he doesn't drink. Sat morning I woke up early and went to hear my Mom speak at a church. My Mother is so good at this, she's amazing. I was so proud of her and I was so glad that I got share that with her and Im incredibly blessed that she's my mother. Sat night we went to Vicci and although we had to pay for cover a friend that works there was able to get us into VIP. It turned out really awesome because the dance floor downstairs was packed and we were able to dance on the platform upstairs and see everything that was going on downstairs. The guys at Vicci were completely opposite from the guys the night before and that was nice. So as we're dancing to the awesome music at Vicci, Diana yells at me and says, "Emma THE ITALIAN is down there!" So I look down on the dance floor and there he was walking around on the dance floor like a chicken with his head cut off. I was then distracted by a HOT guy who I did some dirty dancing with . It was great until they kicked him off the platform we were dancing on cause its only for girls. After 2 a.m. we had to leave VIP and go with the plain folk . We wanted to keep on dancing because the DJ still hadn't played Shakira like we had requested. We managed to dance with some cute Mexican boys, I know, crazy that I was attracted to Mexican boys. After we showed those boys that Our Hips Don't Lie we decided to call it a night and made our way outside. We had to wait for the Valet to bring us the car and since my feet were killing me I popped a squat on the sidewalk. As Im sitting there Diana spots the Italian again. So I just look straight ahead because I don't care to acknowledge his existence. Next thing I know he jumps the curb stands in front of me and burts out in SONG. Yup, he serenaded me for about a minute. It was an original. It was the same line over and over again explaining that he knew my name. Diana managed to catch the ending of it on video and its on my myspace page so check it out. It was so embarrasing especially since the cars driving by were honking and the guys next to us were just cracking up. Those guys told me I was mean cause I didn't say anything to him after he humiliated himself and they made a note that this type of thing doesn't work for girls. She has the video on her Myspace, you should check it out. It's quite funny.

Plus One...not needed?

2006-04-15T15:53:00.000-05:00

In the 5th season of 'Sex and The City', there is this episode called 'One'. Carrie wonders if we all have to go through life with a Plus One, or can we survive on our own; single and happy. I had the same thoughts last night. I got downtown around 9:30 in full preparation to eat dinner by myself and then meet up with Catherine on Sixth Street. I called Catherine atleast eighty times hoping that I wouldn't have to eat alone, but sadly she wasn't even downtown yet. So I get to McCormick and Schimdt's and they don't have tables for just one person. No, you have to be a Plus One or in a group in order to eat there. I walk outside and just like I thought, there was no "No Singles allowed", sign on the door. I look around and debate between eating at Holcyon or eating Roppollo's Pizza. I went with the latter and decided to sit on the corner of 4th and Colorado and watch people. Afterwards, I walked over to Halcyon to have a drink before Catherine called me and just my luck, my new favoriate bartender was working and I had a nice Rum and Coke in one hand and a cigarette in the other. Forget the Plus One crap, these two were the only ones that I needed at that moment, and then it happened: This hot guy is walking down 4th street, Pony tail, muscular build and a nice brown complexion. I was in awe, he then looked at me and smiled and I of course return the favor. He walks up the stairs and I tell myself not to turn and look, just wait for him to approach . Sure enough he does, and this is the kicker. He came up to me goes, "Alberto". What-THE-fuck?! I sadly say no and see a aquaintance of mine named Alberto standing behind him. I point to Alberto and say, "I think that's who you're looking for". Alberto I might add, is not very attractive but I guess even the unattractive can still find a Plus One, and me I find None. Catherine finally called me and I headed over to Blind Pig to meet up with her and some of her friends. I was quickly sidetracked by Fija, who wanted me to meet her cute gay friend. Seeing that I was going through some Plus One Drama, and the restraunt they were eating at was right across the street from Catherine, I agreed. I then met Mike, or Matt, or Mario, or Marcus I forget but he was cute, and 19. Yea 19, I think I learned my lesson with 19 year olds and I don't want to go down that road again, but he was cute. I catch up with Catherine and she introduces me to her friends and I got to meet this really interesting girl named Stephanie, a fellow blog writer. Catherine is going to give me her address so I can add her to my Daily Reads. It was good talking to another blogger because we got to share our various stories. I also enjoyed my time with Catherine(whose Plus One, Mike was doing his taxes), she was telling me about her upcoming wedding and various other things. My sister in law then calls me and tells me that they want to meet up since her and my brother rarely go downtown and she had a friend in town she wanted me to meet. I walked over to the Warehouse district and meet up with my brothers and both of their Plus Ones and we head over to Vicci but they won't let us in. Now picture a hot blond yelling on her cell phone, that's my brother's girlfriend. She's pissed that we can't get in and she is talking to the manager of the club, I believe. Now this is the best part. "Who the F*ck is in that bar, that won't let us in?!!", she goes and then continues, "Is Jesus f*cking in there??!?! Is he just passing out Salvation to everyone and we aren't f*cking allowed in?!!?" I couldn't stop laughing. As the night ended I got home and this scraggly looking guy asks me for a cigarette, being in the buzzed head that I was in I give him one, which is something I don't normally do. He looks at me and says, "I've met you before." "You have?" I ask. "Yea I gave you my number." He says, and I take a look at him and think to myself, now that's one Plus One I'm glad I didn't give a chance. After getting rid of the scraggly guy, I begin to wonder. Do I need a Plus One? I open my front door and there is DC(my Deaf Cat), and I say outloud, "DC, you're the only Plus One I need. You listen, you don't talk back, and all I have to do is feed you and change your litter box." Oddly he purrs, almost if he knew what I was saying. So maybe I don't need a Plus One. But really is a Plus One...not needed?

The Italian Job, Pt. 2

2006-04-15T15:19:00.000-05:00

Sorry again for the delay, things happen. So like I stated in the previous blog my bestfriend AJ was coming in town for some break dancing event, and I was rather excited about it. Unfortunately, I ended up spending most of the time with AJ's friend Mel(a hot chinese chick). On Friday I took her to eat at McCormick and Schimdt's with Ex #2 and Adrian, followed by Light Bar, Holcyon, and Sixth Street. On Saturday Mel and I met Ex#2, Linda, Emma, Davide, and Fija(Ex#2's niece) for lunch at the newly opened Rio Grande Mexican restraunt. Over the course of the meal Emma and Davide really hit it off, I planned the introduction and was glad with the introduction. Sadly, I must say all of us we very disappointed in the food and I doubt we will be going back there ever again. Afterwards, Mel wanted to join AJ, so Emma and I dropped her off and planned to meet up with everyone else at 11:30 at Holcyon for some pre-club drinks. Emma wanted to go see Vallejo play and seeing that I didn't have any other plans, a new band sounded like a good idea. So Emma and I get to the concert, which was actually called the 'Swamp Romp'(an event that was being held for Katrina victims, a good cause I might add). Well this band was playing, I don't recall their name only that they were from Lafayette, LA. After they ended their set Emma and I quickly rushed to the front of the crowd so we could get a good view of the band. Now this was a good and bad idea because there was this drunk lady, and she immediately started talking to Emma. "You know that Hurricane your drinking only has 1 percent alcohol?", she says. Emma looks at her puzzled, and just nods. Then the lady had the biggest nerve I have ever seen, "Can I have a drink?", she asks. Some people I swear. Emma says no, and drunky gets all mad and starts giving Emma the evil eye. Luckily the concerted started shortly after and I absolutely loved them. They are a local Austin band and they are amazing. Think of Santana mixed with Aerosmith. I'm so grateful to Emma for introducing me to this band, and I plan to go see them later this month at Scholtz Garden. Afterwards, Emma and I get to Holcyon and meet up with Linda, Jon, Davide, Ex#2 and Adrian and have our pre-club drinks. Ex#2 has this bartender at Holcyon who likes to make our Rum and Cokes, 1/3 Rum and a dash of Coke, it's nice. We get to Fabric very late and as usual things got crazy. Emma and Davide really hit it off and I won't get into any details to protect the innocent.

Destiny's Child, the other falling story.

2006-04-06T16:58:00.000-05:00

Ok, so T reminded me about the story I left out in The Italian Job. So let's take a step back and relive that first Saturday night when I went out with Bren and Jazzy. Like I was talking about random encounters in this city, the first thing that happens when we get to 6th street is run into a friend of mine that I like to call Babies. We hugged and planned on meeting up later that night. As Bren and Jazzy and I were making our way to Chuggin' Monkey we ran into some co-workers of mine and then they were on their way with us to the bar. Now I don't normally like to talk about embarassing moments but this one was like the Destiny's Child story when Michelle fell and Kelly and Beyonce just watched. So as Bren, Jazzy and I were crossing San Jacinto, Bren's foot fell into a tiny pothole and I just kept walking. I guess you could call me Beyonce(since I always like attention) but Jazzy wouldn't be Kelly because as soon as Bren fell, Jazzy picked her up. I kept walking and tried to pretend I didn't know what happened. No but for real, I went to help Bren out because I didn't want my friend to get laughed at. Or wait, did I laugh at her when she fell? You may never know.

Six Degrees of Santi

2006-04-06T16:52:00.000-05:00

I tried to post the 'Six Degrees of Santi' earlier this week but the code that Myspace gave me completely took my page over, so I give you the link. This way everyone can see that the 'characters' in my stories aren't fake. Enjoy! http://www.myspace.com/velvetsaje

The Italian Job.

2006-04-06T13:43:00.000-05:00

In Austin, randomness comes when you least expect it and when you do expect it, it won’t arrive. After the Insanity that was SxSw, I’ve begun to ask myself. Is there some method to this madness? Some pre-destined plans for things to play out so randomly and yet so perfect. I may never know the answer but it makes life in Austin way more interesting. So I apologize for not blogging in like two weeks, it’s been crazy going through personal things and dealing with my own vices. But let’s not get into that because it would probably bore you to death and it may just drive me to an insane asylum (not really). So let’s talk about the misadventures that have been thrown my way over the last two weeks. Two weeks ago Bren and I went out with her friend Jazzy. Jazzy has just turned 21 and Bren wanted me to show her a good time on 6th street, being the club expert that I am I couldn’t deny the job. Plus I love going out with people who are new to 6th street, if they go to a bad club they don’t know the difference because they are with me. And we all know that I always have a fabulous time regardless of who I am with. I decided that the night cap of the evening should be Fabric, because a girl’s first time out isn’t really complete until you have hot, sweaty men dancing topless. Especially if you are a girl who is in a relationship and these said men are gay. So we get to Fabric and Bren finally gets to meet Ex #2 and Adrian. She was so excited about meeting them, and they were loving and fun as they always are. Ex #2 and I had a random encounter that I can’t even write about. My lips are sealed(they weren’t that night) but I’m sure Bren can elaborate(though I do not encourage it) and then later that night Ex#2 had a misadventure of his own… He was standing on the corner of 5th and Lavaca with Adrian, Jon and Linda trying to get a cab. Now trying to get a cab in this city at 2 a.m. is like pulling teeth (and they wonder why people drunk drive around here). So while they are trying to get a cab they notice this tall dark and handsome man having difficulty of his own getting a cab. Now Jon you must know never goes up to strangers, especially strange me. Jon is hot as hell but he just doesn’t have the personality to go up to anyone. That all changed that night when he went up to the TDAH stranger, “Need help”? He asks. TDAH looks at him puzzled, so Jon repeats himself and TDAH responds with very broken English. They later come to find out (After Adrian stepped in and translated), that TDAH was an Italian visiting Austin for a month. Unbeknownst to everyone else, Adrian actually spoke Italian was able to translate for everyone else. TDAH turned out to be Davide (pronounced Dah-VI-De) and like I said earlier he was visiting Austin for a month, he had been here for two days and thanks to the randomness that was Austin he had met once of the craziest and weirdest people that live in this city. Boy didn’t his luck and misadventures in Austin just change. Jon had done like he has done over the last 3 years to his birthday this past weekend, Ex #2 had told me all about Davide (who I should mention is very straight but very open minded), and I was completely interested in going to the party. Not to mention Jon’s parties are always the best (see, I’m a Fat). So I get to the party and immediately begin talking to Davide, I ask him what made me come to Austin. Don’t you know that he said that he had a dream that Austin was one of the world’s greatest city to live in. I’m so not kidding you about this and after that I made it my mission to make sure this guy had a damn good time while he was here. After the party I called my new friends Kim and Emerald because Davide has had the misfortune of only meeting gay men or women that are attached (he is absolutely in love with Linda). Kim tells me that they are going to Chuggin’ Monkey and we should meet her there. Ex #2 and Adrian didn’t want to go but instead they wanted to go to Fabric. After much convincing I finally got Ex #2 to let Davide stay with me and that I would take care of him and not let him get lost in the madness that is 6th street. We met up with Kim and Emerald and they immediately hit it off. I was happy the beginning of my ‘Have fun in Austin’ meeting was complete. Afterwards Davide and I headed over to Fabric to meet up with the rest of the gang and well after that things are pretty much a blur. I have a new friend though and AJ my best friend from high school is coming in this weekend. Things I’m sure will turn into another misadventure. Also the Rio Grande Restaurant is supposed to open this weekend (it’s the former Real World house) so I think we are going to check that out if it does. That is all for now, hope you enjoyed it.

Nothing new, So go read something else..

2006-03-22T17:14:00.000-06:00

No new misadventures after the insanity that was this weekend. So dear Constant Reader, here's some insight to what's going on in the world and other people's blogs. Enjoy! Marcellas is discussing a debate over 'Brokeback Moutain': BROKEBACK VS. CRASH PT. 2 So the controversy continues. There are 2 camps: the pro-BBM* camp that say it was robbed and the Crash camp that says, "Sorry superior movie, thanks for the trophy." There are a few others, real people who have lives, who don't give a crap what movie wins Best Picture @ the Oscars because they have lives and families to feed and...well you get the idea. Now I liked BBM. I thought it was pretty okay. I had some basic problems with it: Heath's mumbling, Jake's quirky, uneven performance, it being set in the 60's through 80's. But this movie has become so much more than a movie. What I love most about BBM is that it became an event. I love movies. The whole process. I love to know who was up for what part and who turned down which role. Like did you know that originally Sean Connery and Cathy Moriarty were up for Pretty Woman? Totally different movie. Or that Gwyneth passed on Titanic? Kate should send her roses everyday for the rest of her life. Or that The Bodyguard was originally a vehicle for Diana Ross? I love that BBM has spawned so many parodies. I love that it's jumped the shark and it's become part of the larger public consciousness. Click Here to read more! Dan Renzi is talking about a Random Trick, he calls 'Austin Guy': Mom, Do Not Read This. I'm going to write this story in installments, over several days. It's too long to do all at once, and Queerty is wearing me out anyway. But it's a good story. So play along. ~~ There is this phone number I have saved under the name "Austin Guy." The guy it belongs to, I've known for several months; but I could never remember his name, and at this point it's been too long to ask him again. I tried calling his phone to hear voice mail, but all he says is "Hey, it's me, leave a message" or something inocuous of the sort. So his identity remains a mystery. It doesn't matter. I do know he's a student, because sometimes he has to run off to class. And I know he drives a black truck, which he parks in my driveway. Ring, ring goes the phone. "Austin Guy" on the ID. Click Here to read more! The Surreal Life 6 premiered this past Sunday. Scott Long from BB5 didn't make the cut, neither did Ace from The Real World: Paris. A recap of day one of South by Southwest: And so it begins… South By Southwest 2006, the 20th year of musical madness in Austin, Texas, the self-proclaimed "music capital of the USA!" Eight billion bands play in any available nook and cranny, some already massively popular, some hoping to catch the ears of radio programmers, media, and honest-to-goodness music fans. (And sometimes all three.) The A.V. Club ventured down south to join in the delicious melee. We humbly offer this minute-by-minute report. Click here to read more! Check out the new Shakira video, "The Hips Don't Lie", it's hot as hell...I think I'm straight(not). Well Happy Hump Day!

SxSw, Insanity: Part 3

2006-03-20T19:37:00.001-06:00

Sarah Jessica, is that you? The next day; JaP, Ex #2 and I spent the majority of saturday on 6th street and the warehouse district. I got to see Rosanne Cash(Johnny Cash's daughter) play and she was absolutely amazing, there were also random bands but the night didn't get exciting until I took JaP to meet Luis, Queen of all that is stylish and fashionable. They immediately hit it off and we invited Luis to come out with us and JaP's cousin who lived here(him and I have randomly run into each other over the years and tonight wasn't going to be any different). So we went Red Fez to meet Chase because one of friend's were playing but she never showed up(Chase that is). JaP had already talked to his cousin who was at another concert and we planned on meeting him later that night. Since it was so hard to get into any bar downtown, I was like "Guys let's just go to Chuggin' Monkey, I'm sure it won't be crowded". So we walk all the way from the Warehouse District to 6th street. When we get to Chuggin' Monkey and there was this group of girls in front of the club and I couldn't tell if they were in line, so I asked the last girl "Excuse me are ya'll in line?" and she screams, "JaP!" I started freaking out because I have never seen this girl and there she was screaming at my friend. I come to find out that this girl was the wife of JaP's cousin. Luis and I immediately fell in love with her. While we were in the club I take JaP aside and say, "You know how we just randomly ran into Emerald(his cousin's wife)?" and he says, "Ya" so I say, "this shit happens to me all the time". He fell more in love with this city. Just as I say this Luis grabs me and goes, "Santi who does Jewel remind you of?". I scan her up and down and immediately recognize her Minolos, and it hits me. Carrie Bradshaw or her alter-ego Sarah Jessica Parker. After awhile of staring Luis and I finally tell Emerald who we think she looks like and she screams yet again because Sarah Jessica his like her idol(yes she did say 'like my idol!'). So there we were at Chuggin Monkey and Luis, JaP and I had planned to go to Fabric later but we couldn't figure out how to get his cousin and their posse to go. Luckily that was resolved when Bran(JaP's cousin) was like, 'Have u ever been to Fabric'? Luis and I laugh and are like, "Now that you mention it, we were planing on going." So at Fabric were we ran into Adrian and Ex#2 and lost Luis(every since the divorce, Luis can't see Adrain out because it becomes drama) The night was just about over...

SxSw, Insanity: Part 4

2006-03-20T19:37:00.000-06:00

Never be mean to a Hobbit. After Fabric, I decided that I wanted to keep taking JaP to only Austin based restraunts so he could get a nice feel of the place and since Magnolia's never closes. I thought it would be a nice ending to our evening, his cousin and the rest of the posse gladly agreed. So we get there and I head for the bathroom and this guy is at the rear door and he goes, "Wanna eat outside?". I look at the line(which was long as hell) and say "Yea I have a party of 6,", He says "get the party". I immediately grab the posse and JaP goes "How did you do that?" and I said "That's how I roll". After we ate, we all headed out to our car and who walks in the door but Mr. Frotto Baggins himself! Apparently, he(Elijah Wood) that is a huge fan of SxSw and he loves going to Magnolia to eat. I am immediately star struck and go, "What the fuck?!?" He looks and me puzzled and goes "What the fuck?!?!" We both laugh and I ask him if I can take his picture, he agrees but the lighting on my camera phone is so jacked up that the picture wouldn't take right. So right when I get the right shot he makes the ugliest face, and I go...well actually I kinda yell, "Elijah don't make that face!" So the end result ended up being a not so good picture that I will post later. I didn't mean to be rude, really I didn't but it just happened and JaP ended up having a great weekend and says he can't wait to come back. And that was SxSw, one of the best!

SxSw, Insanity: Part 2

2006-03-20T19:36:00.000-06:00

A date with Drew. "Hey I'll be there in less than an hour", It's JaP my high school bestfriend who had recently returned home from Iraq, and I have been trying for ages to get him to come visit me in Austin. So when he finally told me that he wanted to come I told him one of the best times would be during SxSw because things around here get nuts, luckily he agreed and he I would be able to see him in an hour. I immediately called Ex #2 because he is excellent at making sure that out of towners have a good time when they come to Austin and he knew alot of good bands that would be playing. So when JaP got here we went to Ex #2 and Adrian was there and we had a few pre-downtown drinks and then we were off to meet Linda at Beauty. Downtown was overly packed, it was amazing and JaP was instantly amazed, at one point he tells me "We haven't even done anything yet and this shit is crazy!" I looked at him and say, "Yea this is nothing" While we were in line waiting to get into Beauty, Ex # 2 and Adrain shared their story of meeting Drew Barrymore in New York City(they had just returned the day before). Apparently they were at some club and Drew was just there as a regular person. Ex # 2 said that he "accidently" bumped into and they ended up spending the rest of the night with her. I have to admit, I was a bit jealous but I'll have my own misadventures in New York City soon. After waiting in line for what seemed like forever, I grew annoyed and decided that we all should go to the Light Bar on Congress and then Rain. I wasn't sure if JaP would mind going to a gay club but to my surprise he agreed and we ended up going to Rain and having a grand ol' time.

SxSw, Insanity: Part 1

2006-03-16T01:48:00.000-06:00

He's such a Dick. I'm at the Animal House, it's cold outside(because this is Texas) and my friend Amanda stops by after her recent trip to Las Vegas. She's in Marketing, or Engineering, or Prostitution(I don't really pay attention.) Anywho, she was telling us about her recent trip to Vegas, so she begins: "We get there about 20 mins late cause you know me girl, I have to make sure I look GOOD!. And those mofos at Southwest over booked the flight due to Spring Break and I had to board a new flight at 3:30. What the fuck am I going to do for 3 hours?" I'm baffled so I say nothing. "So finally after smoking like 8 packs of cigarettes we board our plane and guess who was there?", she responds. I scream out, "Ben Affleck? Dan Renzi? Coral? Andy Roddick? Lance?!" She smiles and responds with, "Andy Dick". I was like "Ooooooooh Gurl". Cause fo real though we ALL know he is scandalous! "And this bitch was drunk!!!" She says, I wanted to hear more. "He was in Austin for SxSw, and at first he was all stumbling and trying to get his shit into the luggage into the carry-on bin. I was laughing my ass off!! Because it was so obvious he was drunk. So since he was sitting a seat away from me, I naturally started a conversation with him and I could have sworn I saw him take a pill!" "What kind I ask?", I ask. "That's besides the point, anyways." she continues, "So at first he was funny and shit but once he crossed-over people were getting a little annoyed and gurl you should have seen this bitch, he was stumbling all over the plane, like a dumb ass! I could not stop laughing, he made that pain, in the ass 3 hour delay worth it!" I look at her and laugh and say "Girl, he is so going into my Delebrities list"!

The Queers Have Eyes.

2006-03-14T17:51:00.000-06:00

"Woman! You are going with me tonight whether you like it or not!", It's RT. He's trying to convince me to go with him for another fun evening at the Animal House. I wasn't feeling to well and his convincing tactics weren't exactly working. "I swear to god, If I have to climb three flights of stairs, pull you by your hair and stuff Jack in the Box down you mouth, I will. You know I'm crazy like that!" I paused, Jack in the Box did sound good at that moment and I was hungry. But still I wasn't feeling well though, and I knew what the Animal House had to offer. "Ok", I respond because I am always one to comprimise (*giggles, cause that so ain't true), and I respond with "I'll go with you under one condition: You have to take me to the movies, I'm dying to get out of the house"(This was true I'd been there all day fighting a cold or allergies or the Bird Flu, I really don't know these days) . He pauses. And you know I should have taken that as sign of bad things to come. "Let's go see the Hills have Eyes." I pause. I mean for real, I wanted to go see a movie. Like 'Date Movie', which would make me laugh, or' Madea's Family Reunion' that would make me pee on myself, or maybe Brokeback Mountain for the 30th time. But no he wanted to go see a scary movie, and a really gory scary movie at that. There was this one part where this monster looking thingy had three fingers and it grossed me out. I've been having nightmares about it for days. Two wasted hours later, there we were on our way to the Animal House. The next day, I got a call from Luis, "Rome made some enchiladas, come eat them with us before we go out." I didn't know that I had agreed to go out but I did want to see Rome so I guess what's the harm in going right? I get there and William is already there in middle of Luis' room trying clothes on. Ya know William is very butch for a gay man but sometimes he really queens out. It's cute. I think that he is secretly a bottom, a really big bottom. a B.O.B if you will. So as he is getting ready I ask him about the current guy he was dating, who we had dubbed '3'. "So how are things going with 3?" I ask. He looks at me with this grotesque look on his face and I begin to wonder if I had said something wrong. I can hear Luis giggle from the bathroom so I knew this had to be good. "You know that movie, 'The Hills have Eyes'? He asks me. Damn it, just when I was getting the images out of my head he has to remind me of the nightmares I had the night before. "Yea," I respond without really wanting to know where this story was going. "Ok so 3 and I went to go see it on Friday at the Draft house and I made the mistake of letting him drive." He continued, my interest was once again turned on as he finish, "Well we get into his car and he goes to put the car in gear and I notice his three fingers. For the first time since we started dating I was completely appalled that he had three fingers." I kind of laugh and ask, "So what did you do?" He looks at me with that bitch look he has and says, "I broke up with him." I pause and began to think, would I do the same thing? Would I allow a film to influence the way I think about a person? After seeing that movie and having the crap scared out of me, hell yea I would. Shallow or not, I would still do it. The night Rainbow went the same as always except Rome never showed up and that kind of made me sad but that's really his loss not mine. My stalker was also there but that's a whole other story that I would not get into.

I am Austin.

2006-03-04T23:46:00.000-06:00

So took this retarded , "What city are you?" test on myspace and guess what?

You Are Austin

A little bit country, a little bit rock and roll. You're totally weird and very proud of it. Artistic and freaky, you still seem to fit in... in your own strange way. Famous Austin residents: Lance Armstrong, Sandra Bullock, Andy Roddick

What American City Are You?

It's Brokeback, Bitches!

2006-03-04T23:16:00.000-06:00

So tonight Tracy, Bren and I went to go see Brokeback Mountain. I know you're probably asking yourself, "fool, you've seen this twice already why do it to yourself again?" but for real though, I wish I knew how to quit this film. I was so surprised (and I kept pointing this out to Tracy), that the majority of the audience was heterosexual couples(mostly in their 30-40's). This made me happy and I was enjoying the film when in comes this family of four( a son whose like 10 and a newborn). The newborn would not shut the fuck up and I was like, "Woman, I am trying to see man on man sex so you better take that child somewhere else!", sadly she didn't. Well we get to the infamous tent scene where the man on man sex is about to occur and the 10 year old covers his eyes(actually his father said, "cover your eyes son because this might make you gay", ok not really but still). And then when the scene where Jack and Ennie are about to do it again, the father had enough. He told his wife, "Let's go...now!" So they picked up all their shit and left. I looked at Tracy was like, "Do they not own a T.V?" Seriously, who doesn't know about Bareback Mountain?....errr Brokeback.